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multifandom, multiship fanfic writer 🔞 24 they/she fujoshit cistrender babygirl https://glorifiedcrawfish.straw.page/

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I’m going to keep working on my comms and editing stuff for potential ebooks but I won’t be writing as many fics in the near future. I just don’t have the drive to do it anymore and I don’t want to pour so much energy into writing when it constantly demoralizes me. I appreciate your guys’ support 🙏

05.03.2026 17:29 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thank you I appreciate that 🙏

05.03.2026 16:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Omg how did you get into that?? I’ve been wanting to do this

05.03.2026 16:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

At least now that I have virtually no work I have more time to send angry letters to my city’s parks and rec department

05.03.2026 15:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s funny you should say that, I just signed up to volunteer for a rescue org! All the best to your friend, it’s a literal nightmare out here. I appreciate you offering help, that was kind of you 🙏

05.03.2026 15:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m seconding cyberpunk edgerunners. Makes me cry

05.03.2026 14:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

43 yo yakuza bussy👁️👁️ has someone read twittering birds never fly

05.03.2026 13:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Maybe I should screen write at this point

05.03.2026 12:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I will find any excuse not to write exposition and backstory and anything that isn’t two people talking and moving around in a place

05.03.2026 12:10 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
He’s lost count of how many nights he’s spent like this. Ear pressed against their shared bedroom wall, fighting the urge to shove his hand down his pants. It’s fucking pathetic, really. He knows that. 

“Please,” Naomi gasps out. She sounds so beautiful when she begs. Even more so when it’s his cock that she’s needy for. 

Ren hears the bed frame slam into the wall. He’s not so lucky tonight.

He’s lost count of how many nights he’s spent like this. Ear pressed against their shared bedroom wall, fighting the urge to shove his hand down his pants. It’s fucking pathetic, really. He knows that. “Please,” Naomi gasps out. She sounds so beautiful when she begs. Even more so when it’s his cock that she’s needy for. Ren hears the bed frame slam into the wall. He’s not so lucky tonight.

#wipwednesday I’m making an original version of my #satosugu fic “wanna make a bet?” and am currently drafting a wholly original sequel! Here’s a sex dream

04.03.2026 18:42 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Suguru laughs and goes to him. Warm, sweaty, bloody hands frame Satoru’s face. He can’t help melting into the touch.
“Your sunglasses got crushed, I think. Come shower with me, then sleep?”
“No. Feed me.”
“We’ll order takeout, if you warp us down the mountain to pick it up.” Suguru presses in for a kiss, slow and salty. “I really, really like you, Satoru.”
Satoru rests his forehead on Suguru’s. “You were mean to me today. Do I have to fuck you up every time you get cranky?”
“I’m sorry. That was just--too many missions back to back. I’ve missed you.”
Satoru sighs, instantly mollified. “Say it again.”
Suguru’s left eye crinkles prettily. The right one is swelling shut. “I’ve missed you, and I’m sorry about your bento.”
“Your loss. It was a one time thing.” Satoru squirms as blood trickles down his leg, tickling at the hair there. “Shoko is gonna give us hell for this.”

Suguru laughs and goes to him. Warm, sweaty, bloody hands frame Satoru’s face. He can’t help melting into the touch. “Your sunglasses got crushed, I think. Come shower with me, then sleep?” “No. Feed me.” “We’ll order takeout, if you warp us down the mountain to pick it up.” Suguru presses in for a kiss, slow and salty. “I really, really like you, Satoru.” Satoru rests his forehead on Suguru’s. “You were mean to me today. Do I have to fuck you up every time you get cranky?” “I’m sorry. That was just--too many missions back to back. I’ve missed you.” Satoru sighs, instantly mollified. “Say it again.” Suguru’s left eye crinkles prettily. The right one is swelling shut. “I’ve missed you, and I’m sorry about your bento.” “Your loss. It was a one time thing.” Satoru squirms as blood trickles down his leg, tickling at the hair there. “Shoko is gonna give us hell for this.”

“None of it is serious enough to go to Shoko. Not unless we get another surprise mission.”
It’s a valid point. Satoru stretches to feel all the little aches, charmed by the notion of carrying them around for days. It’s funny. He remembers licking his wounds after the mission in Gifu. He hadn’t been upset by them, but he certainly hadn’t felt any desire to keep them, either. It’s so different when the pain reminds him only of Suguru.
However, “Your neck, man.”
Suguru hesitates. “Yeah. I guess I can’t let it scar.”
Satoru would lose his mind if it did. If Suguru kept a permanent reminder of him in such a visible place on his body.
It’s wrong to think that, surely. “Hey.”
“Hm?”
“You liked this, too, right?”

“None of it is serious enough to go to Shoko. Not unless we get another surprise mission.” It’s a valid point. Satoru stretches to feel all the little aches, charmed by the notion of carrying them around for days. It’s funny. He remembers licking his wounds after the mission in Gifu. He hadn’t been upset by them, but he certainly hadn’t felt any desire to keep them, either. It’s so different when the pain reminds him only of Suguru. However, “Your neck, man.” Suguru hesitates. “Yeah. I guess I can’t let it scar.” Satoru would lose his mind if it did. If Suguru kept a permanent reminder of him in such a visible place on his body. It’s wrong to think that, surely. “Hey.” “Hm?” “You liked this, too, right?”

Suguru pushes off the wall and pulls the hair tie off the remains of his bun, cards his fingers through his hair and gathers it into a high ponytail. Satoru watches him hungrily: the angle of his elbows, the way his shirt sleeves slip and reveal the underside of his arms. Despite the mess in his boxers, Satoru isn’t satiated.
“It made me feel safe,” Suguru offers finally, close to a whisper.
“Safe?” This again. Safety. Like Suguru isn’t one of the most powerful people in Japan. Like he couldn’t, if he so desired, wage war singlehandedly.
Like the higher ups haven’t caught on. They hadn’t known what had fallen into their hands in the early days, but now, especially after the summer, there’s been talk. The consensus seems to be that it’s too late to turn back now, and that Suguru respects the rules. That he can be kept in line.
“Yeah. I didn’t expect it to be so…” Suguru laughs. “I don’t know. It’s hard for me, sometimes, to relax.”
Understatement of the century. Satoru gets it, though. He used to be the same, before he realised that Suguru is strong enough to handle things, to make them both untouchable. They are mirrors of each other in some ways, and yet completely different. Satoru doesn’t know how to ask for safety in return, beyond what’s already offered.

Suguru pushes off the wall and pulls the hair tie off the remains of his bun, cards his fingers through his hair and gathers it into a high ponytail. Satoru watches him hungrily: the angle of his elbows, the way his shirt sleeves slip and reveal the underside of his arms. Despite the mess in his boxers, Satoru isn’t satiated. “It made me feel safe,” Suguru offers finally, close to a whisper. “Safe?” This again. Safety. Like Suguru isn’t one of the most powerful people in Japan. Like he couldn’t, if he so desired, wage war singlehandedly. Like the higher ups haven’t caught on. They hadn’t known what had fallen into their hands in the early days, but now, especially after the summer, there’s been talk. The consensus seems to be that it’s too late to turn back now, and that Suguru respects the rules. That he can be kept in line. “Yeah. I didn’t expect it to be so…” Suguru laughs. “I don’t know. It’s hard for me, sometimes, to relax.” Understatement of the century. Satoru gets it, though. He used to be the same, before he realised that Suguru is strong enough to handle things, to make them both untouchable. They are mirrors of each other in some ways, and yet completely different. Satoru doesn’t know how to ask for safety in return, beyond what’s already offered.

i get so excited every time #WIPwedndestay comes around and i have something to show. i'm this 🤏 close to posting a chapter for the first time in months

#stsg

04.03.2026 19:01 — 👍 32    🔁 8    💬 10    📌 0

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

04.03.2026 22:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The third one especially is killing me

04.03.2026 19:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Don’t fight the urge this is exactly what this is

04.03.2026 18:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
He’s lost count of how many nights he’s spent like this. Ear pressed against their shared bedroom wall, fighting the urge to shove his hand down his pants. It’s fucking pathetic, really. He knows that. 

“Please,” Naomi gasps out. She sounds so beautiful when she begs. Even more so when it’s his cock that she’s needy for. 

Ren hears the bed frame slam into the wall. He’s not so lucky tonight.

He’s lost count of how many nights he’s spent like this. Ear pressed against their shared bedroom wall, fighting the urge to shove his hand down his pants. It’s fucking pathetic, really. He knows that. “Please,” Naomi gasps out. She sounds so beautiful when she begs. Even more so when it’s his cock that she’s needy for. Ren hears the bed frame slam into the wall. He’s not so lucky tonight.

#wipwednesday I’m making an original version of my #satosugu fic “wanna make a bet?” and am currently drafting a wholly original sequel! Here’s a sex dream

04.03.2026 18:42 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
crying virgin wojack with caption “the eyes of TJ eckleburg are a metaphor for god casting judgement on the degradation of our society” screaming at Chad wojack with caption “Levi Ackerman has a vagina, Erwin smith has a big dick, 30k words, rating: explicit”

crying virgin wojack with caption “the eyes of TJ eckleburg are a metaphor for god casting judgement on the degradation of our society” screaming at Chad wojack with caption “Levi Ackerman has a vagina, Erwin smith has a big dick, 30k words, rating: explicit”

Cycle around emoji facepalming, with captions that read “I meet someone,” “I tell them I love attack on titan,” “they call me a nazi,” “they leave”

Cycle around emoji facepalming, with captions that read “I meet someone,” “I tell them I love attack on titan,” “they call me a nazi,” “they leave”

A manga panel of Satoru Gojo, with speech bubbles that read “let’s get… a little crazy.” On his left it reads “cursed technique lapse: men.” On his right it reads “cursed technique reversal: women.”

A manga panel of Satoru Gojo, with speech bubbles that read “let’s get… a little crazy.” On his left it reads “cursed technique lapse: men.” On his right it reads “cursed technique reversal: women.”

An edited tweet from @ariasagirl that reads “any female born after 1993 can’t cook… all they know is fujo out, argue w 13 yo redditors and undercover kremlin operatives over Gojo Satoru’s sexuality, eat hot chip & cum”

An edited tweet from @ariasagirl that reads “any female born after 1993 can’t cook… all they know is fujo out, argue w 13 yo redditors and undercover kremlin operatives over Gojo Satoru’s sexuality, eat hot chip & cum”

I’ve made so many memes dude, this is the tip of the iceberg

04.03.2026 18:10 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

post a meme made by you

04.03.2026 18:10 — 👍 15    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

The only thing I’m good at is writing tbh, I’ve been content and copywriting but that’s been completely upended by ai so i don’t really know what the path forward is🤷‍♀️

04.03.2026 15:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Idk I’m just trying to be encouraging

03.03.2026 22:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Dude it would be so cool if it wasn’t over for me. Unfortunately,

03.03.2026 22:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

OPEN IT BACK UP

03.03.2026 22:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A meme of a summoning circle with the words "Catastrophic Gen Ai Bubble Collapse" in the center.

A meme of a summoning circle with the words "Catastrophic Gen Ai Bubble Collapse" in the center.

One day this stupid thing will work.

03.03.2026 16:29 — 👍 4057    🔁 1446    💬 8    📌 13

ok guys what should I do for a living

03.03.2026 17:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

“Don't write or draw for money. Do it because you love it...” I mean, yeah. Obviously we enjoy doing it, otherwise we wouldn't BE doing. That said, it'd be cool being paid and supported enough to simply live as creatives, and in turn, have the freedom to create wild new things without restraint.

02.03.2026 18:40 — 👍 1158    🔁 431    💬 20    📌 9

Oh no, AO3 is down and I wanted to do a funny

archiveofourown.org/works/68470536

03.03.2026 01:41 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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ok this is the last one I promise

03.03.2026 05:07 — 👍 21    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 1

Omg the colors here are so gorgeous

03.03.2026 11:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
a color pencil comic. First panel is the scene from the jujutsu kaisen 0 movie where Geto says "I just couldn't wear a heartfelt smile in this world" as he lays dying. Second panel is Gojo aying "Suguru." viewed from the side. The panel cuts above his nose.

a color pencil comic. First panel is the scene from the jujutsu kaisen 0 movie where Geto says "I just couldn't wear a heartfelt smile in this world" as he lays dying. Second panel is Gojo aying "Suguru." viewed from the side. The panel cuts above his nose.

Second page, first panel. Gojo is crouching next to injured Geto, saying "You know I still love you, right?". Next panel he is looking down and saying "Even with everything you've done...". Last panel, he looks up at Geto and says "I never stopped loving you."

Second page, first panel. Gojo is crouching next to injured Geto, saying "You know I still love you, right?". Next panel he is looking down and saying "Even with everything you've done...". Last panel, he looks up at Geto and says "I never stopped loving you."

Last page. All panels are shots from the movie/manga. First panel : Geto looks taken aback. Second panel : Geto smiles painfully and says "at least curse me a little at the end". Third panel is a narrow horizontal shot of Gojo's lips slightly open. Last panel is a bird's eye view of them, Geto hidden in the alleyway's shadows and Gojo standing in the sunset's light.

Last page. All panels are shots from the movie/manga. First panel : Geto looks taken aback. Second panel : Geto smiles painfully and says "at least curse me a little at the end". Third panel is a narrow horizontal shot of Gojo's lips slightly open. Last panel is a bird's eye view of them, Geto hidden in the alleyway's shadows and Gojo standing in the sunset's light.

JJK 0 ending extended REAL not clickbait #satosugu

02.03.2026 19:18 — 👍 49    🔁 20    💬 5    📌 0
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An inconsistent Geto a day keeps the depression at bay or however tf it goes #sugurugeto

03.03.2026 02:50 — 👍 81    🔁 29    💬 8    📌 1

Yeah I honestly don’t like this arc that much, jjk has a lot of potential but doesn’t slow down long enough to realize it

02.03.2026 19:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0