Zoe

Does DWTS have only one season a year? i’m getting into it now but i feel like im too late for this season.

i’ve never wanted one of the little trader joe totes…until i’ve seen these black and orange trick or treat bags. Willa had to drag me out of the trader joe’s kicking and screaming.

I know things are rough for everyone right now but the idea that a critic as skilled as Willa could still be out of work is genuinely unfathomable. hire her!

Willa is genuinely one of the most talented writers I’ve ever worked with. And I consistently wish we still worked for the same place lol. You’d be hard-pressed to find a better writer covering games

Come November I’ll have been unemployed for a year and now another freelance gig has dried up. Just a reminder that I am open to all freelance work (especially reviews) as well as mock review/consulting work. Also open to any other job opportunities outside of journalism. Contact info is in my bio

walking home wine drunk>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

took us MONTHS to go back to dandadan because of the fan service of the pilot episode and i’ve completely forgotten that until right now.

MAAA: Make the Angels Anaheim Again

the weather right now as i head into/leave the office is akin only to the heat stroke I got hiking from the snow covered top of the Grand Canyon to the dry bottom

Timely

they are most certainly *NOT* good, please make 10 more

This 100%. I’ll take it even further that this moment is about the player because it’s the first time the game actually gives you the chance to choose to take help, to take the easy way. Even though we’ve learned at this point to empathize with Nate we don’t need to fall victim to the same failings.

i need a Scylla and the Sirens World Tour tee and i need it ASAP

I also attended this event btw

my wife should know better than to send me alone to the Whole Foods to pick up eggs when she KNOWS my ass is going to the bakery section

Uwu…?

Y’all ever meet a guy who sucks so bad it’s got you questioning the human experience?

(he also lost my spinny hat)

Wife’s new thing is seeing how far she can push me to not divorce her: “I’m just saying, it’s a lot of paperwork for one drink to the face”

do they still make games that are apps or did we stop doing that

this is also my list of baby names

to be clear, i don’t want to know. If i ever want to know those people’s business, i’d find out the way Hod intended - in line at the Santa Monica Urth Caffe

I don’t know if it is titled “Call Her Daddy” as in “refer to her as daddy” or “report this to her father”

Rules for talking to me rn:
Do not mention my wedding.
However, if i bring up the subject first, then you may engage with me in that moment and offer no follow ups.

also me rn:
🥺 does anybody want to come over to my house and watch 4 weddings and a funeral 🥺 pls 🥺

Too many people’s only frame of reference to immersive theater is Sleep No More and it’s detrimental to the medium.

if your favorite is Damian, then your favorite batwoman/girl is Kat Kane because you have only correct opinions

My fiancee changed the type of greenery in my salad. The day is ruined.

don’t even talk to me until I’ve had my free slurpee on slurpee day

I need to start trademarking everything I say apparently