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slurpberg (Cream Jean)

@slurpberg.bsky.social

KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!

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you guys are really weird about platner lol

04.03.2026 19:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

finland is in asia

28.02.2026 03:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

happy ash wednesday to all the beautiful women who pretend to be catholic online

18.02.2026 16:23 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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its wild

16.02.2026 19:15 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

never seen anyone who's a single issue voter in favor of epic leftist violence against women before this guy

16.02.2026 16:43 — 👍 22    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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guess whos coming to the defense of a man whose ex-wife is hiding from him out of fear for her own physical safety

16.02.2026 16:41 — 👍 36    🔁 7    💬 7    📌 1

you're not dril, stop spelling shit wrong intentionally you look like an asshole

29.06.2024 23:41 — 👍 60    🔁 9    💬 26    📌 10

#BelieveHippocrates

16.02.2026 01:14 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

lowkey i fucking hate The Holocaust

16.02.2026 01:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

great work everyone!!

16.02.2026 01:10 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

no one has said "The Holocaust" yet

i suppose thats a good thing 🙂

16.02.2026 01:10 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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AMA

15.02.2026 07:48 — 👍 43    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0

what did i do this time

15.02.2026 13:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

spiritually this is lower lower lower wacker

14.02.2026 01:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

boston is a beautiful country

09.02.2026 00:34 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

aaron rodgers' wife is definitely an AI chatbot right?

30.01.2026 23:02 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

dan hentschel

30.01.2026 15:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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30.01.2026 00:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you are harboring bisexual enemies of the state in your floorboards, are you not?

30.01.2026 00:40 — 👍 27    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 0

devising a final solution to the bisexual question

30.01.2026 00:39 — 👍 17    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

the government should make a list of all the names and home addresses of known bisexuals just in case

30.01.2026 00:28 — 👍 39    🔁 11    💬 2    📌 0

ill kill a bisexual to make up for this. maybe a few thousand bisexuals. thank you for showing me this.

30.01.2026 00:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

we have a franchise qb with a limitless ceiling who will improve his fundamentals in the off season and our long-term head coach. and the defense isn't actually as bad as it looked for a bit. we'll win a superbowl.

19.01.2026 03:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

one final, solemn, bear down

19.01.2026 03:13 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

nah we'll run it three fucking times

19.01.2026 02:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

BEAR DOWN

19.01.2026 01:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i believe in the bears i believe in caleb williams i believe in ben johnson

19.01.2026 00:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Be sure to like things you reposted

18.01.2026 18:27 — 👍 21    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

ok been going well so far???

19.01.2026 00:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0