Midlife Chrisis

I need someone in this bed with me right now 😮‍💨

31.07.2025 15:30 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can you tell what my favorite color is?

26.06.2025 02:47 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Home sick with a migraine now I have two heads throbbing.

05.06.2025 17:07 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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23.05.2025 23:19 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

These show almost everything 🍆

20.05.2025 19:01 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Should I take care of this before I start my day?

08.05.2025 14:27 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Florals for Easter? Groundbreaking.

21.04.2025 13:24 — 👍 22    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Starting a midlife crisis.

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