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@dreamingzen.bsky.social

Manage too many draft lines and don't play enough dungeons and dragons. DSM local.

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Justin Dean with his hands in the air to not touch the dead ball.

Justin Dean with his hands in the air to not touch the dead ball.

Me when my wife catches me going for fruit snacks

01.11.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Justin Dean with his hands in the air to not touch the dead ball.

Justin Dean with his hands in the air to not touch the dead ball.

My kids when I find them going for fruit snacks

01.11.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone is 12 now.

01.11.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey reply folks, it's a satirical article.

01.11.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They are failsons cosplaying the fictional glories of a dead empire.

01.11.2025 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"An anticlimactic finish here in Toronto as Kershaw gives up 27 runs over 9 innings to relinquish the Dodger's title to Mad Max and the Jays."

01.11.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well shit

01.11.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Halloween Dead Ball

01.11.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Halloween spooky ball

01.11.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And that the wings sponsor is the most plastic looking 2 inch wings I've ever seen from Applebee's.

01.11.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But don't you dare touch both your ears after a pitch.

01.11.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone done a wellness check on Jerry yet?

31.10.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A miniature of a vampire. Red cape, purple overcoat with a bloody sword and a golden goblet.

A miniature of a vampire. Red cape, purple overcoat with a bloody sword and a golden goblet.

Count Strahd WIP
He's gonna kill a lot of castle interlopers.

31.10.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Communication failures. Whether that be not telegraphing threat (the lair is littered with the bones and ashes of fallen heroes) to not communicating status (the fighter is barely in double digit health and the enemy still has ways to stop healing).

31.10.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Digital illustration depicting a hooded figure. Her face is not visible, but in its place are stylized shoots protruding from the hood’s opening. Dark mountains are visible in the background.

Digital illustration depicting a hooded figure. Her face is not visible, but in its place are stylized shoots protruding from the hood’s opening. Dark mountains are visible in the background.

Sprouting Β· 2020

02.10.2023 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1346    πŸ” 320    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

Sneering Vizier #27

31.10.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A dipshit man wearing an incredible fish costume.

A dipshit man wearing an incredible fish costume.

Happy Halloween!! πŸŽƒ πŸ¦‡

31.10.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Halloween, have candy ready and lock your windows!

31.10.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 224    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Albino Emperor, Elric, White Wolf of Melnibone, Soul-Drinker, Kin Slayer, Eternal Champion...and now a sticker!

17.10.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 222    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

In one of my settings a sphere of annihilation was made when an immovable rod was conjured directly perpendicular to another immovable rod, sparked by that discourse

30.10.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I remember right the druid crit failed his reflex save and took 12d6 terminal velocity whale damage, so I was merciful on the whale-splosion

30.10.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I was proud of them but when you razz me all session for it being an easy fight you better believe I'm gonna cover your ass in whale blubber

30.10.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I once had a druid that was going to conjure a whale plus an upcast conjure water to first make a huge splash to take out fire elementals and then they'd hop on the whale to ride down to the ocean.

Guess which one I counterspelled

30.10.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
The Immovable Rod

The Immovable Rod

Metaplanar engineering is cool and all but may I present the ultimate bullshit generator:

Stubborn Stick

30.10.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"You might be surprised but I'm actually familiar with a Shadowcraft Mage and I really don't see how what that has to do with our level 2 one shot."

30.10.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have multiclasses in 4 classes and qualify for these 2 prestiges. If I swing my sword I hit on a 3 or above and will deal on average 134 points of damage. What do you mean I don't hit?

I said Globe of Invulnerability. I don't care.

30.10.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

God yes

30.10.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
A man leaning over a bridge while someone talks them down.

A man leaning over a bridge while someone talks them down.

The vegetation

30.10.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nepobaby want medal too

30.10.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saruman maybe. Denethor? Absolutely.

30.10.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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