Zen

Justin Dean with his hands in the air to not touch the dead ball.

Me when my wife catches me going for fruit snacks

Justin Dean with his hands in the air to not touch the dead ball.

My kids when I find them going for fruit snacks

Everyone is 12 now.

Hey reply folks, it's a satirical article.

They are failsons cosplaying the fictional glories of a dead empire.

"An anticlimactic finish here in Toronto as Kershaw gives up 27 runs over 9 innings to relinquish the Dodger's title to Mad Max and the Jays."

Well shit

Halloween Dead Ball

Halloween spooky ball

And that the wings sponsor is the most plastic looking 2 inch wings I've ever seen from Applebee's.

But don't you dare touch both your ears after a pitch.

Anyone done a wellness check on Jerry yet?

A miniature of a vampire. Red cape, purple overcoat with a bloody sword and a golden goblet.

Count Strahd WIP
He's gonna kill a lot of castle interlopers.

Communication failures. Whether that be not telegraphing threat (the lair is littered with the bones and ashes of fallen heroes) to not communicating status (the fighter is barely in double digit health and the enemy still has ways to stop healing).

Digital illustration depicting a hooded figure. Her face is not visible, but in its place are stylized shoots protruding from the hood’s opening. Dark mountains are visible in the background.

Sprouting · 2020

Sneering Vizier #27

A dipshit man wearing an incredible fish costume.

Happy Halloween!! 🎃 🦇

Happy Halloween, have candy ready and lock your windows!

The Albino Emperor, Elric, White Wolf of Melnibone, Soul-Drinker, Kin Slayer, Eternal Champion...and now a sticker!

In one of my settings a sphere of annihilation was made when an immovable rod was conjured directly perpendicular to another immovable rod, sparked by that discourse

If I remember right the druid crit failed his reflex save and took 12d6 terminal velocity whale damage, so I was merciful on the whale-splosion

I was proud of them but when you razz me all session for it being an easy fight you better believe I'm gonna cover your ass in whale blubber

I once had a druid that was going to conjure a whale plus an upcast conjure water to first make a huge splash to take out fire elementals and then they'd hop on the whale to ride down to the ocean.

Guess which one I counterspelled

The Immovable Rod

Metaplanar engineering is cool and all but may I present the ultimate bullshit generator:

Stubborn Stick

"You might be surprised but I'm actually familiar with a Shadowcraft Mage and I really don't see how what that has to do with our level 2 one shot."

I have multiclasses in 4 classes and qualify for these 2 prestiges. If I swing my sword I hit on a 3 or above and will deal on average 134 points of damage. What do you mean I don't hit?

I said Globe of Invulnerability. I don't care.

God yes

A man leaning over a bridge while someone talks them down.

The vegetation

Nepobaby want medal too

Saruman maybe. Denethor? Absolutely.