Big Dumb Blonde ( but I’m not blonde )

a cartoon character is doing a handstand on a pink surface while three dolls look on . ALT: a cartoon character is doing a handstand on a pink surface while three dolls look on .

Yourself, as a cartoon

🥳 same here can’t wait 💅🏾

So I caught a cold
Pretty sure the one the husband had
Sniffles. Cough. Body achey. Like 1-10 she’s a 5
& I never get sick
Ever
This is annoying

Sunday morning 🥳

first time for everything .. #fcf

lmao not the turkey

Idk if his little snores are endearing or enraging after he woke me up coughing. #marriedlife

It’s 3:15 am
I think I’m up for good now 😓

& not the good kind like Wednesdays on Bluesky

The husband is sick.
This cough he has sounds so ugly & is keeping us both awake.
Bringing a cold back from vacation is ASS

literally me @ 6’2 225
& “not the brightest crayon in the box” as my mom used to say
🤷🏽‍♂️

We fly out in a few hours.
Laying here awake in the dark wishing I was home already.

😂 get in the sack, bitch

We’ve been in NYC since Wednesday. Vacation is fun but I miss these guys sm rn

I’m always going to be the 1st one awake. Where you just lay there silently hoping someone wakes up so you can start the day.
Ive been laying here omphone for the last 3 hours 👹

NYC trip has been a lot of fun besides the cold & rain & sick husband ❤️‍🩹 #imissthekids

Well … 🤷🏽‍♂️