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Providing you with periodic AccuHonk forecasts, weather permitting. https://www.change.org/p/save-our-flag-means-death

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12.09.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
two geese wearing clown noses, dressed as ed and stede from ofmd. behind them is a whole crew of goslings honking, also wearing clown noses. they're dressed as izzy, buttons, lucius, black pete, auntie, zheng, oluwande, jim, archie, frenchie, wee john, roach, fang, ivan, the swede, and spanish jackie.

two geese wearing clown noses, dressed as ed and stede from ofmd. behind them is a whole crew of goslings honking, also wearing clown noses. they're dressed as izzy, buttons, lucius, black pete, auntie, zheng, oluwande, jim, archie, frenchie, wee john, roach, fang, ivan, the swede, and spanish jackie.

honk it through

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath

08.09.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 349    πŸ” 147    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 4
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Rhys Darby for 17 OFMD fans who like to clown & honk Connect with your favorite stars.

For posterity, a cameo from our captain 🫑 🀑 #HonkItThroughAsACrew

www.cameo.com/recipient/65...

08.09.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Yes, we shared it back on Twitter! But we’ll share again now so folks can see 🀑

08.09.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Clowns may notice a sudden chill in the air due to the flapping of goose wings from unseen clouds above. Please remain vigilant. #HonkItThroughAsACrew

08.09.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 87    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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29.08.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Clowns may have witnessed cloud formations in the shape of silly geese near their locations. Be advised that honk storms may be imminent. #HonkItThroughAsACrew

29.08.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

🫑

19.08.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Clowns are advised that honky conditions may lead to excessive clowning in their vicinity. Please warm up your clown cars as able. #HonkItThroughAsACrew

19.08.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 120    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Our honkologists will take that under advisement!

14.08.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Clowns are advised that miscellaneous honkery overnight may have contributed to clown clouds throughout the day. Please bring a tiny umbrella when moving about the area. #HonkItThroughAsACrew

14.08.2025 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
14.08.2025 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
15.07.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2
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Intermittent honks have been reported through the afternoon and early evening. Clowns are encouraged to keep their red noses polished and ready. #HonkItThroughAsACrew

06.04.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Clowns may be called to dust off their noses and polish their honking implements. Please be sure to clear the vicinity of tripping hazards should a little dance be required. #HonkItThroughAsACrew

08.03.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 111    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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β€œToday” can be roughly translated as β€œHONK!” in the ancient language of geese. Clowns should anticipate surges of honking at their location throughout the day and well into the night. Remain vigilant.

09.01.2025 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a digital crossword puzzle.  Clue is "honking collective," answer is typed in as "Our Flag Fandom."

Screenshot of a digital crossword puzzle. Clue is "honking collective," answer is typed in as "Our Flag Fandom."

Seems legit.

#NeverStopClowning
#LongLiveOFMD

06.01.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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We predict high levels of clowning in the afternoon followed by temperate honking this evening. Clowns are encouraged to practice their honking technique throughout the day.

03.01.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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02.01.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The new year has brought a honk front of unprecedented clownery. Clowns are advised to position their red noses for maximum honks at this time. #HonkItThroughAsACrew

01.01.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Glory to the great clowning

25.12.2024 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We have experienced an unprecedented level of honk storms of every possible variety this evening. We encourage clowns to rest, recharge, and prepare for a heightened honk forecast in all corners of the globe.

25.12.2024 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 107    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘€πŸ₯΄

25.12.2024 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@netflix.com u up?

05.12.2024 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Manip by Honkologist @latinkraken.bsky.social 😌

04.12.2024 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
Colouring sheet of geese going honk.

Colouring sheet of geese going honk.

Honk honk, pirate pals!

It's lovely having hope πŸ€žπŸ’–

#OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath

#CrewForLife

01.12.2024 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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