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Soft cocking it on Sunday 😎

Am I allowed to mix scs with #fcf?

A bottle of Original Source Mint and Tea Tree shower gel.

I want a man who can make my hoop tingle as good as this stuff.

Can't beat a bit of freeballing.

Do you strap it down when you go for a run? If not, can you share your running route? I'd like to 'spectate'.

A semi-soft sausage for #fcf

Imagining waking up in the morning with that towering menacingly over me 🫣

I've no witty repertoire so here is my #mcm penis, balls, foreskin and bush.

Levelling up as a 45 year old to soaking my feet in Epsom salts. I am becoming my mother.

Oh and they're size 12 for anyone who 'cares'.

Most important meal of the day.

😂😁

Thanks man! Fully expecting the train back to Glasgow will be honking of all the cum everyone has absorbed over the weekend 🤤

Manchester pride fail. Was in bed by 9:30pm because I was way too cocky about my drinking abilities ... alone. Woke early. Grindr is buzzing of the dial and I've got the terrors. Shower wank and back on the train north.

That's a full meal there

Looks perfectly round and pumpable.

The gap is monstrous
For any kilt aficionados it's Macdonald of the Isles, Hunting Modern. For any train aficionados it's Larbert station.

The other (better?) angle. Yes that is an orange jock. A 21st century true Scotsman.

Today I will mostly be wearing a kilt.

Yes, boss. Make my eyes stream. There's no way my throat can actually handle your big thick dick but, fuuuck, I'd give it my best shot.

Deal. Grab me by the hair and make sure I'm giving it the best seeing to

One hand wouldn't be enough. If you don't mind, I'll use my throat instead.

This ^ should be the ad for staying. I might have dithered* before but seeing the meaty monster _and_ hot pink underwear sealed the deal for me. Happiest I've ever been to be old enough to look at willies. (*I wouldn't have dithered at all)

Unearthing old footage of a treasure hunt under the bed sheets. Twitching mound identified. Unknown origin, suggest further investigation.

Every. Single. One.

This shot in particular 🥴 Who’s going next?

🍆 Syvern II XXL from @swisoktoys.bsky.social

Take as much time as you need, you give all the good feels. You deserve all the good feels back ❤️👍

A sturdy man taking a selfie in a mirror, facing the viewer. The sturdy man has a light blue jockstrap on though very little seems to happening in the pouch. The sturdy man’s face cannot be seen because he’s a scaredy cat.

Another view of a sturdy man in a light blue jockstrap with a thick waistband. There’s still nothing much happening in the pouch relative to the size of the sturdy man’s belly. His face still cannot be seen.

Inverness. I was in you and none of you returned the favour. Sad face.

Also. Travelling in this weather there’s only one valid underwear choice if one insists on wearing any at all.

Amen. I see ‘verbal’ in a hookup app and have to skip by. I can barely survive social conversations. Noisy is my thing. Grunt, growl, yelp.

I'll come hold it for you ...
...
...
while you work the camera.

The _sound_ of #fcf