"Ok be honest with me...
...actually it's going to hurt my feelings, you're going to say the gremlin's hotter. Forget it."
"No, Erin, hotter than who?"
"Nothing "
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"Ok be honest with me...
...actually it's going to hurt my feelings, you're going to say the gremlin's hotter. Forget it."
"No, Erin, hotter than who?"
"Nothing "
my 1yr anniversary of being into kpop is next year man....
14.10.2025 23:09 โ ๐ 24 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 1A fantastic animation based on one of my favorite scenes from the Hey Riddle Riddle podcast: The Tuna Fifteen
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bOw...
And that's the only thing Rob Schneider's ever been wrong about
06.10.2025 23:12 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"And in the morning... we're making references to Shrek."
05.10.2025 03:25 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Tossing a fruit salad is when you put a banana in someone's butt and.."
"I think I have boring sex y'all"
"What should an envelope do when you lick it?"
"Reciprocate"
Speaking of getting a total facial...
02.10.2025 01:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Erin's Hungry Howie's commercial (episode 52)
29.09.2025 16:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm not looking up boob-magic. You've tricked me into this before.
29.09.2025 01:35 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Unpaid plug:
@antennapod.org is the best, completely free open source way to get your podcasts.
(Ditch @pocketcasts.com now that they're forcing ads on all users who don't pay $40/year ๐)
Time for Strike Force Five to reassemble
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"Here at Hey Riddle Riddle we are pro going down on your wives."
"Honestly, it's funilingus."
Well I was skeptical before but sign me up!
13.09.2025 03:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"This would be the movie I MASTURBATE TO: Pride & Prejudice"
07.09.2025 02:07 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I lost her face in the darkness....
07.09.2025 01:57 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"I'll have the cum sandwich"
#whenharrymetsally
Elephants: nature's bidet
01.09.2025 18:11 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hi, if you're like me then your bras are starting to disintegrate
01.09.2025 03:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Tom Brady looked at me and I hit puberty. Now this is going to sound stupid..."
01.09.2025 03:05 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Did I tell you that I think I created Dumbledore before Harry Potter came out?"
#deeeaaaadddstop
Raddle makes the local news.
blockclubchicago.org/2025/08/25/i...
I always name my lovers and my scorpions
30.08.2025 14:20 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0New episodes coming in ONE WEEK! ๐ค
We'll cover all kinds of stuff: how to get a better memory, how worried we should be about AI chatbots, whether sugar is poison (is honey better?? maple syrup?), forever chemicals, whether we're in a fertility crisis ... & more!๐งช
open.spotify.com/episode/1XAG...
"my favorite movie is The Great Muppet Caper and you can quote me on that." ๐ฟ ๐ถ๏ธ
29.08.2025 03:10 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0He said he was going to grab some milk. But we lived in a milk factory. I was like "dad!..."
29.08.2025 02:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"I love to hump
I always spit
if you wanna ride
you gotta sit"
"CAMEL"
"JPC"
"Well one thing I've said about our listeners, and historically you can quote me on this, put me on the record, they fuck!n suck." - John Patrick Coan, episode 11
18.08.2025 01:13 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You're on an airplane sir, please stop mastersheeping
16.08.2025 02:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm sorry, I have to introduce a new segment to Hey Riddle Riddle called "dead stop."
And yes, it only applies to Erin.
#deadstop #didshepeeoutthepoison