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Chef Diogenes

@chefdiogenes.bsky.social

Not Neurodivergent, NeuroDynamic Make your kitchen ungovernable Stop washing your chicken

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Wow rude

Just saying it

Throwing it out there like that

07.03.2026 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Literally no one thinks it's an actual sport, even a little. Well, little kids, maybe.

07.03.2026 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This breed of chef needs to die out. Abuse is not mandatory. We're not in the 90s anymore.

07.03.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow. Class act right here

07.03.2026 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't bother, they are not smart enough to keep up.

07.03.2026 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It was quite literally her job to motivate ALL Americans. Keep moving those goal posts, though.

07.03.2026 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol how did this guy get famous?

07.03.2026 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Man... Amazing video, but goddamn I didn't expect to get all teary seeing Fred Penner. I don't know if this was your intent at all, but honestly, thanks.

07.03.2026 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe the real deep state was the friends we made along the way

07.03.2026 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't wait for my kid's first conspiracy theory. My personal favorite is that JFK's head just did that on its own.

07.03.2026 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol we don't hate Bibi because he's Jewish, we hate him because he's a genocidal monster.

07.03.2026 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The US Army? Where white supremacy runs rampant?

06.03.2026 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you studied for years, you'd know a Totenkopf.

This is called "lying".

06.03.2026 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This has to be a satire account. No comms professional in their right mind would post the way this account does.

06.03.2026 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this a joke? Sheehy broke that man's arm

05.03.2026 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Owls hate me. I've been to wildlife centers and zoos, and they all fixate on me. I can't explain how I know, but I can feel their scorn.

05.03.2026 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wanted to love Ricky. I really did. He's just another Kross for me - great on the mic, meh when the bell rings.

04.03.2026 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eyyyyyyy dessert for everyone because I understood that

04.03.2026 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have no idea what any of that means but if I catch shit for this screenshot, nobody gets dessert

04.03.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Alright that's a very fair excuse. Will there be dog in pictures in the future?

04.03.2026 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Work with*, goddamn it

04.03.2026 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I used to with a guy whose brother was in the military. He once told me a story about how a child threw a rock at him in Afghanistan so he ordered his guys to fire explosive ordinance at the kid's house.

Your evidence against is just as strong as my evidence for.

04.03.2026 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol you have a pair don't you

04.03.2026 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm offended that that looks like a dog bed but we were shown no dog

04.03.2026 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's the UN, not NATO

04.03.2026 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Holy shit you're talking about racism and you used a racist term (cake walk) after telling a black guy to go back to his hole.

03.03.2026 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🚨 LAST DAY TO BID ON THE COLLECTIBLE RANGERS JERSEYS 🚨

All funds go to @nilc.org, let’s pump these numbers up!

03.03.2026 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Awww he fired back and blocked me. Didn't even get to see his non defense

03.03.2026 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0