venge 🏳️‍🌈

ignore the haters
drink the lava lamp

a photo of an HP EliteDisplay E222 displaying the sign on page for the a costco workstation. the image is displayed on a black background and contains a notice about unauthorized access.

i think this login page would be the perfect album cover to a costco themed mallsoft album

the FOIA should cover the national institute of standards and technology standard samples. i want to try the government standard cigarette.

this is so real hiccups make me so upset and then if my techniques to get rid of them don’t work!! i want to scream

yes omg!!

i miss baseball

they should invent a costco that is open at 2am so i can avoid everyone when i go

It’s wrong to use viagra. If God wanted you to have a boner you’d have one.

sorry to the nerds with weird DNA; cilantro tastes good as hell

i’ve been seeing so much more about osrs recently maybe it’s a sign

am i being peer pressured?

been hearing good things about old school runescape. never tried it but i can’t say i’m not intrigued

i used to count profits from college football concessions and once i found a whole “for motion picture purposes only” $100 bill in one of the registers. so you did have a chance.

Make Headlights Less Bright Again

Nintendo "switch" yet no Nintendo top and Nintendo bottom. curious

your glasses are so cute!

Top panel: Kirk Van Houten, resplendent in an oversized novelty suit, gestures to his race car bed and says, “I sleep behind the wheel of a large automobile, do you?” Bottom panel: Homer, similarly clad, replies, “I sleep in my beautiful house with my beautiful wife.”

there is water at the bottom of the ocean

ima pacifist and i rarely start any fisticuffs but i could really enjoy beating on a nazi, say, or perhaps a transphobe who is phobing too much

trying to invent chickens that lay ready to eat deviled eggs

just found out one of my local starbucks is unionized with @sbworkersunited.org!! #unionstrong

i think i saw a sovereign citizen “traveling” today

the other day i was opening a bottle of caramel sauce and it had one of those “lift ‘n’ peel” seals on it and the lift part just stretched and broke off

food packaging is so difficult to open and for what reason?

I hear Twitter was full of asbestos anyway.

i would support chappell roan if she killed a man unprompted

i see there are still plenty of users on here who can’t tell when something is a joke

Ibuprofen isn’t enough I need to become an invertebrate

to the tune of ‘everybody dance now’ himalayan sea salt

bluesky: “like 10 posts for the algorithms!”
me: “no”