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So what's a good old Thinkpad laptop that is easily serviceable and has modern enough hardware to be useful

Daggerfall's most favourite drunken s'wit Jodsia! @jodzie.bsky.social 😍

A red background with white text saying "Happy Chinese New Year", and Gong Xi Fa Cai in traditional Chinese. Beside it, an image of a salamander from Star Trek: Voyager episode Threshold. It is holding two red packets, wearing a red hat, and there is a red Chinese lantern next to it.

It's Lunar New Year and also Threshold Day baby

president of el salvador is literally dripping with anger in this post with how it’s worded he was forced to have any level of accountability to prove a guy accidently sent their wasn’t murdered

Leaving a bookstore with your arms full of books has big "look at these cool rocks I found" energy

so

frisk dies of fall damage?

[archaeologists find the tomb of achilles]

achilles: *buried with weapons, wearing womens garb, has cosmetics and accessories used by women of the era*

epitaph on achilles sarcophagus:
she lived
she served cunt
then she died

archaeologists: this makes no sense! what could it possibly mean???

Algorithm check. Let’s be friends!

✨Animal crossing
✨ Ghibli
✨ Pokemon
✨Arcane
✨The Sims
✨Art & crafts
✨LGBTQIA+ friendly
✨Sanrio
✨Hello kitty island adventure
✨Positivity/mental health
✨CaseOh!! CoryxKenshin!!
✨Star wars
✨Astrology
✨MLP

♡ / ↻ are appreciated!
#promosky

You ever come across the perfect comment section?

It's so kool when it happens.

🚨UNRELEASED BABY SNOWY PLOVER VIDEO!! I didn't even know I had this! Don't scroll away, Plover A runs into Plover B. DOUBLE THE PLOVER!!! 🪶

That’s posting every 4 minutes without sleep

same here

"i'm fucking trying" meme with the cat looking cute and sad trying to play an xbox controller

"when you yell at me this is who you yellin at" meme with a cute little kitten

Democrats' new comms strategy (this cost $70k in consulting fees to come up with btw)

Furious anti-Trump callers bombard Democrats' phones with demands to "fight harder" "I can't recall ever receiving this many calls," said one senior lawmaker who has been in Congress since 1997.

Heretofore unseen levels of Still Not Getting It:

oh my god the Dems are actually upset that we're posting at them too much lmaooooooooo

Also the other fucker is there too

I really do not plan on ever forgiving them after everything they put me through so fuck you mate

Measles, mumps and rubella like this post.

if I understand American politics correctly, progressivism is something that requires 60 senate votes to work, while national conservatism doesn’t require any votes at all

Animal Crossing is actually really interesting performance-wise. You usually hear its success owed entirely to COVID and that sparked a craze for sure

But it's also just hit 47.44m, almost 30m more than its debut year

Before this New Leaf maxed out at 13m

Man is recycling the russian scripts

Flug as a MLP:FIM pony, one is a unicorn with green and blue striped mane. the other is a Changeling with a jagged and pointy body. the text above says "flug pony"

Flug and Blug star gazing, "Do you like stars?" flug asks "Yeah, They're cool" Blug responds.