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my laptop is in the shop cause she ✨died✨ and won’t wake up

using a 2012 macbook with old Chrome and no ai comes up in my searches🫶🏻 i’m free

happy to report all my coworkers love me and i’m the manager most go to with a question or issue cause i’m NICE and actually helpful

was up at register with a few of my coworkers and i asked one if they had any plans for their couple days off and they said (very politely) “yes but not that I’m going to tell anyone here” but as soon as our other coworker walked away they whispered to me “i’m going to an o*gy!!”

if disney is going to treat their queer characters like that then i’d rather they just not include queer characters🤷🏼‍♀️

the amount of job applications i’ve sent in the last few weeks is astounding. the job market is so saturated

he brought me coffee at work the other day and we both ended up putting the stopper sticker on our wallets after he left??

just started TLOU. sure hope no gay men survive a zombie apocalypse and raiders and instead grow old together against all odds and kill themselves drinking wine steeped with enough pills to kill a horse

to the person blasting twenty one pilots in the michael’s parking lot, i see you with so many of my eyes

part of the thrill of rescuing house plants from the horrible displays at walm*rt is figuring out what the heck some of them actually are

you know how lord of the rings fans have a conniption trying not to tell people that dude broke his foot in that one scene? that’s how i felt trying not to drop hunger games book lore while watching it with him for the first time

just showed this man hunger games for the first time and he somehow avoided spoilers since 2008 and knows absolutely nothing about it. i’m thrilled for catching fire

bb, uncle ben, urich is spider man

god’s gift to me today was when i shuffled my 2022 wrapped and You Know by Freddie Dredd, which has been serially banned in the US no matter what he puts it out as, came on first and actually played

fingers crossed for the job application i just submitted

after feeling shitty the last couple days, i feel much better after talking to myself about it over my afternoon poop

i need every tattoo artist i see to think i sit like a champ

someone just has a jug of milk in the breakroom fridge

next time come to the michael’s in humboldt and you can use my employee discount, because you are, after all, my sister who lives in the same household as me

universal retail worker experience of whispering “okay!” to yourself under your breath when transitioning tasks

customer casually dropped the coldest line today: “you know how to make god laugh? make plans.”

apparently it’s Chito? i thought i worked at Michael’s

🤭🤭🤭

there’s just something so girl about taking my birth control with iced coffee

my manager has never referred to her boss by name, it’s just always been “my boss” and it’s like girl we know his name is Michael

a scene where GI Robot from Creature Commandos unalives neo nazis

rip GI Robot you would’ve loved Newbury Park

this man is never fully awake after his alarm goes off so when i poked him and said “you should turn the heater on so it’s warm when you get up” he paused and asked “do you want me to?” as if it was for me

christmas music playing in the store and the break room is gonna be my villain origin. no reprieve on 8 hour days will surely do me in

happy thanksgiving to the cop who just pulled me over for going 13 above & let me off with a warning. ACAB but you a homie for that one