April!

deeply proud of my city

so, that is to say. relatable.

this dynamic was a minor contributing factor among many in me going slightly crazy

Trump: "Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen (????)

But with Tylenol, don't take it."

*reads community guidelines very closely*

I'm sure glad the violent internetpoisened young guy meta is moving away from shooting schoolchildren and teachers. we should definitely make sure it continues to be less of that.

sorry I gotta know every detail of what happened here. why were they messing with pow(). why did they not test pow() after messing with it. why did it take until an investigation by the osu team to figure out what was wrong. should the osu team be placed in charge of the windows runtime

he left some wiggle room with "almost" but i'm going to ignore that and say there's at least one profession that won't be automatable by then. yes, you've probably already guessed it, livestreaming video games.

well certainly not ziz-levels, no

to be fair i don't think i have been very victimized!

yeah that would make it even more fun to do so many of them i go crazy

although being only medium-sized is in some ways disappointing

incredible

estimating how much rats take the basilisk seriously

zizian georg, who caused 17 murders due to his belief in the basilisk, was an outlier and should not have been counted

Can confirm. Crashing at the rathouse in Paris and a mech interp guy starts talking about extinction in two years' time, suggests I shouldn't be wasting my time on twitter rn and should go to sleep, takes my phone and puts in on a table elsewhere, mutters about being the hero to save us all, leaves

youtube fixed it

Earth is normally portrayed as a Mother, feminine
Mars, the God of War, is typically masculine

Therefore, in this 90 page essay, I submit to you that terraforming Mars is just planetary force feminization.

Section 1-

enjoying things rules

but it's virtuous to find the fun in skillfully executing them rather than in cheap dunks

but i suppose i will fuck off now as you have asked. have a nice evening

is "arguing in favor of disney's interests at the expense of others" the same thing as "shilling for disney"? maybe not exactly. but the connection between the concepts is clear as day and i don't get why you're not seeing it?

idk dude you said it was "for no reason" and i provided a reason. is it a good enough reason? that could certainly be argued. but it's definitely a reason with some logic to it lmfao

i mean i'll grant it was rather imprecise in a way that's kinda unfair but like it's definitely making a coherent critique

..."bad copyright laws benefit disney at the expense of small artists" does not sound like nothing to me lol

huh? no, she had a really good reason for that? i meant the "probably more friends than you" comment. like, it was true, but it wasn't kind or necessary

as a melody friend i do think it was a moderately rude thing to say

The new pope signed up for Twitter in 2011 with a Hotmail email address that he also used for a lot of other stuff, which is how I know that he's probably the first pope on Zynga and almost certainly the first pope on Tumblr

In the UK we say "the Fifth of April be with you" of course

yay

i think god should fix the thing where there probably aren't very many polyamorous rationalist catholic trans girls who will go to mass with me and then come over to my apartment and make out after