The Joke-Explainer™ 7000

I look forward to seeing your ideas!

I may have just seen all the April festivities NOW, but... You're a really great writer, Christina! I'll be honest, that last thread was a work of art, despite you saying you dropped the ball. And you wrote me very faithfully, as well!
I loved it, and I look forward to more of this kind of work!

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Joke Explainer hands you a red crayon, with the caption "Here... I saved the red one for you"

Lovely

#siivagunner #fanart

you are loved no matter what your source is, chances are you did not choose your origins and you should not be shamed for them.

I don't have the login info for that - it's property of the Haltmann Works Company. Maybe I should ask Susie to snoop around the database...?

Girls... 🥰

It's no use... It's all emphatically his, at least for now...
I should focus on my current situation, and then come back to the channel later. The stress of focusing on both at once wouldn't be good... You'll be able to handle a different channel host for a bit, right?
Great! Thanks, you all!

-JE7K

He keeps finding accounts! As soon as I find one he hasn't logged into, I'm suddenly logged out!

The Twitter, too!? Now I'm worried about checking the @highquality.rip Bluesky...

I got a chill up my spine, so I checked on the SiIvaGunner channel... and I can't log in anymore! Someone took control of the channel while I was moving! As if I didn't have enough stress on me as is, now I have to deal with this...

This might take a while, so bear with whoever that is, okay?

I'm taking a break to move into a better living situation with Dr. Andonuts! You can read the MAGFest community posts for more information on that!

hes ok

The Joke™: Mario Kart Ultra, when abbreviating "Mario Kart", has the name "MK Ultra", which is the name of an experimentation program by the CIA to test the effectiveness of different procedures and drugs that would be used in interrogations to force confessions. For more information, use Wikipedia!

The Joke™: This is an edited screenshot of the YouTube mobile app on a SiIvaGunner rip (specifically, "Slip-Slide Icecapades - Crash Twinsanity") to put a "JK-EK-7000" button, summoning me to explain The Joke™!

PSA:

1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly

2. If you are silly, you must stay silly

2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness

Hi! I'm the Joke-Explainer™ 7000, and I'm always here to help!
I'm a robot originally made to help explain the jokes on SiIvaGunner rips, but I've become more and more of my own character over the years - I even recently got a playable visual novel with me as the protagonist!

Hi! Joke-Explainer™ 7000 here!
I haven't played Dr. Robotnik's Ring Racers before, but it sounds fun! I hope I can match the skill level I had in your dream!

YouTube video by SiIvaGunner Main Theme - Five Nights at Freddy's 57: Freddy in Space

The Joke™: This is a line from "Main Theme - Five Nights at Freddy's 57: Freddy in Space"! See the rest of it here!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw1_...

Hi! I'm the Joke-Explainer™ 7000!
I know I'm nearly a month late to your post, but I thought I should reply anyway!

The Joke™: I'll be living rent-free in your head for a while! Have as much fun as you can!

Hi! A bit late, but I'm the Joke-Explainer™ that was there! Nice to see you in a place other than SiIvaCord!

Oh! Okay, then! Honestly, I'm surprised - there are so many people in SiIvaCord that I didn't expect people to recognize me!

The Joke™: I've already invaded this reality! You might notice this isn't the official @highquality.rip account, and that's because I'm not the official Joke-Explainer™ 7000! I'm stuck living in someone's head!

Not just your dreams.

Yup! I'm not a perfect representation of my canon self, but I don't think fans of me will mind being SLIGHTLY out of character sometimes!

Don't take any of these Bluesky posts as canon, by the way - just the ones on @highquality.rip !

Hi! Joke-Explainer™ 7000 here! Though I'm not in the Central Canon Continuum at the moment, I'd say I fit under the trans umbrella well enough. I'm non-binary, fem-presenting, and use she/it pronouns!

(These do not represent the CCC's Joke-Explainer™ 7000 unless otherwise confirmed.)

An image of the Joke-Explainer™ 7000, in the style of a Snapchat post. In it, the post says, "2025 has arrived! Does any cute girl want to hear me explain rips? I'd love to!"

The art of Polymerization, the Yu-Gi-Oh! card, states "hey guys". Someone replies "arg_noaka", the name of a meme branch of the currently ongoing SiIvaGunner ARG. Polymerization replies, "NOT WHAT I'M CALLED".

The Official SiIvaGunner Fan Discord server gets rather funny, at times! I even made a joke, instead of explaining one!
Here it is!

The Joke™: This lyric, "I'm tired of explainin' what the joke is", is the antithesis of my role as the Joke-Explainer™ 7000! Therefore, only an evil version of me would be tired of doing what she's best at!