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Can You Suplex a Train?

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Sounds explosive!

09.03.2026 16:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sex is fun but have you ever drummed along with the music during a cutscene so hard your thumbs hurt?

09.03.2026 15:46 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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🎶 I wanna sit when I pee, too
You say it's not manly, I say "fuck you"
I don't wanna shit
I just wanna sit when I pee, too 🎵
- REO Speedwagon, probably

08.03.2026 20:05 — 👍 20    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0
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🎶 I wanna sit when I pee, too
You say it's not manly, I say "fuck you"
I don't wanna shit
I just wanna sit when I pee, too 🎵
- REO Speedwagon, probably

08.03.2026 20:05 — 👍 20    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0
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Last time I put my banana in my soup I spent three days in the ER treating third degree burns.

07.03.2026 19:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1
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The smartest baby of 1996

07.03.2026 19:12 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

7 TRUE stories of Super Mario 64 cartridges that MURDERED their owners!

#Like #Subscribe #DrinkPrime

07.03.2026 01:46 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh, but it feels SO right

06.03.2026 22:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I also keep a snack in my hair, just in case

06.03.2026 17:53 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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05.03.2026 00:47 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Friendship is Magitek

03.03.2026 00:08 — 👍 86    🔁 23    💬 0    📌 0
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Friendship is Magitek

03.03.2026 00:08 — 👍 86    🔁 23    💬 0    📌 0

X
Y
Down
Up the butt

02.03.2026 23:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I can fix him

26.09.2025 00:03 — 👍 17    🔁 3    💬 4    📌 0

How else she gonna show off her new tattoo?

01.03.2026 14:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🎵 I don't practice Quickenings
I ain't got no Chocobo
Well, I had a million gil but I
I spent it buying gambits, though 🎶

01.03.2026 00:43 — 👍 21    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

It's sublime

01.03.2026 01:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🎵 I don't practice Quickenings
I ain't got no Chocobo
Well, I had a million gil but I
I spent it buying gambits, though 🎶

01.03.2026 00:43 — 👍 21    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0
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IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, LEARN TO LOVE IT!

15.02.2026 01:45 — 👍 33    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 1
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But enough talk, have at you!

28.02.2026 05:35 — 👍 24    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Fran at Home:

22.12.2025 15:31 — 👍 11    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
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This guy are sick.

26.02.2026 23:16 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
A meme where a sword is pulled from its sheath. In the first frame, it's pulled just enough to see "sup". In the second frame, it says "suplex a train". These things are never as funny when you describe them in alt text.

A meme where a sword is pulled from its sheath. In the first frame, it's pulled just enough to see "sup". In the second frame, it says "suplex a train". These things are never as funny when you describe them in alt text.

'sup

14.07.2025 14:51 — 👍 149    🔁 28    💬 4    📌 0
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Butterfly in the sky,
I can lift a train twice as high!
Take a look.
It's in a book.
Suplex a train, bro!

08.03.2025 21:27 — 👍 54    🔁 20    💬 1    📌 0
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Love is love

21.02.2026 21:30 — 👍 19    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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I licked it. Therefore it is mine.

22.02.2026 17:52 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Most days, I struggle even just with "I can be"

21.02.2026 23:15 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can't do either

21.02.2026 21:39 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0