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Can You Suplex a Train?

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Asking the most important question in gaming. Blame @Syncoplay.bsky.social for this nonsense. ░S░U░P░L░E░X░I░N░B░I░O░

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Friendship is Magitek

03.03.2026 00:08 — 👍 84    🔁 23    💬 0    📌 0
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Friendship is Magitek

03.03.2026 00:08 — 👍 84    🔁 23    💬 0    📌 0

X
Y
Down
Up the butt

02.03.2026 23:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I can fix him

26.09.2025 00:03 — 👍 17    🔁 3    💬 4    📌 0

How else she gonna show off her new tattoo?

01.03.2026 14:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🎵 I don't practice Quickenings
I ain't got no Chocobo
Well, I had a million gil but I
I spent it buying gambits, though 🎶

01.03.2026 00:43 — 👍 21    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

It's sublime

01.03.2026 01:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🎵 I don't practice Quickenings
I ain't got no Chocobo
Well, I had a million gil but I
I spent it buying gambits, though 🎶

01.03.2026 00:43 — 👍 21    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0
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IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, LEARN TO LOVE IT!

15.02.2026 01:45 — 👍 33    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 1
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But enough talk, have at you!

28.02.2026 05:35 — 👍 24    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Fran at Home:

22.12.2025 15:31 — 👍 11    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
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This guy are sick.

26.02.2026 23:16 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
A meme where a sword is pulled from its sheath. In the first frame, it's pulled just enough to see "sup". In the second frame, it says "suplex a train". These things are never as funny when you describe them in alt text.

A meme where a sword is pulled from its sheath. In the first frame, it's pulled just enough to see "sup". In the second frame, it says "suplex a train". These things are never as funny when you describe them in alt text.

'sup

14.07.2025 14:51 — 👍 149    🔁 28    💬 4    📌 0
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Butterfly in the sky,
I can lift a train twice as high!
Take a look.
It's in a book.
Suplex a train, bro!

08.03.2025 21:27 — 👍 54    🔁 20    💬 1    📌 0
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Love is love

21.02.2026 21:30 — 👍 19    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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I licked it. Therefore it is mine.

22.02.2026 17:52 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Most days, I struggle even just with "I can be"

21.02.2026 23:15 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can't do either

21.02.2026 21:39 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I also paid Kevin for the same

21.02.2026 21:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Love is love

21.02.2026 21:30 — 👍 19    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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🎵 That's me in the corner.
That's me in the spotlight, suplexing my religion. 🎶

21.02.2026 03:59 — 👍 42    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 1
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Betrayed by comfort

29.12.2025 20:00 — 👍 30    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Half the band has refused to make a public statement about it

19.02.2026 16:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I just learned that Paul McCartney never actually resided on a submarine, of any color, and I feel betrayed.

19.02.2026 14:32 — 👍 27    🔁 8    💬 3    📌 0
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Big Guy

19.02.2026 00:50 — 👍 23    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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Big Guy

19.02.2026 00:50 — 👍 23    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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Get your gestapo thugs out of Zozo, we don't want you here. #freedadaluma

09.01.2026 14:59 — 👍 23    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

I should call him

17.02.2026 13:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A screenshot from Super Mario Galaxy featuring Luigi discovering the imprisoned Luigi, with the accompanying text "remember to practice self care."

A screenshot from Super Mario Galaxy featuring Luigi discovering the imprisoned Luigi, with the accompanying text "remember to practice self care."

17.02.2026 03:45 — 👍 77    🔁 19    💬 0    📌 0