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Asking the most important question in gaming. Blame @Syncoplay.bsky.social for this nonsense. ░S░U░P░L░E░X░I░N░B░I░O░

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XY⬇️⬆️🤼🚂

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Nintendo doing their part to try and find our beloved missing ninja

09.10.2025 02:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Let's shred some documents and go for a burger! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

08.10.2025 03:54 — 👍 102    🔁 23    💬 2    📌 0
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Let's shred some documents and go for a burger! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

08.10.2025 03:54 — 👍 102    🔁 23    💬 2    📌 0

It's been four days, twenty two hours and sixteen minutes since my last Fenix Down and I'm starting to molt.

08.10.2025 02:33 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just realized that suplexing a train technically makes you an infrastructure problem.

07.10.2025 13:49 — 👍 20    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

A little known fact about our favorite floofs

07.10.2025 01:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Did You Know...

... that Final Fantasy VI International added an oft-requested Job System to the classic RPG?

06.10.2025 23:07 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
The Petals Fall Twice
YouTube video by That Guy With A Voice The Petals Fall Twice

You really want to have a bad day? Listen to the dramatic reading 🤣

06.10.2025 17:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A guy who could absolutely make your day just by posting DICK JONES! on Twitter with no other context.

RIP

06.10.2025 17:13 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's a Malboro in short-story form

06.10.2025 17:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Haha, yeah, it was making fun of those at the height of their popularity. Written by Chip Zdarsky, best known as writer for a lot of Batman, Spiderman and Daredevil graphic novels

06.10.2025 16:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

(original was called "The Petals Fall Twice")

06.10.2025 16:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This wasn't AI. This was written by an actual human over a decade ago as a "page from a book that never existed"

06.10.2025 16:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Square didn't need to go this hard in their extended universe

06.10.2025 16:21 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Oh, she likes trains too?

05.10.2025 14:29 — 👍 62    🔁 15    💬 1    📌 0

Can you really call the world "ruined" if smoked cheddar Big Bite™s still exist?

05.10.2025 19:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kefka bought me a smoked cheddar Big Bite™ so now we’re friends. Empires can be rebuilt but trust like this is rare.

05.10.2025 19:06 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Oh, she likes trains too?

05.10.2025 14:29 — 👍 62    🔁 15    💬 1    📌 0

The suplex always finds the train

05.10.2025 13:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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You called?

05.10.2025 03:59 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

XY⬇️⬆️🤼🚂

05.10.2025 03:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Suplexing a commuter rail at dawn just to feel something

05.10.2025 03:44 — 👍 22    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ten bowls of chili later and she's casting Ultima from the waist down

04.10.2025 18:54 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Opera House is overrated, this was peak Celes.

04.10.2025 14:15 — 👍 23    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Tetsuya Nomura is working on his new DLC

03.10.2025 00:03 — 👍 28    🔁 7    💬 2    📌 0
Preview
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee on it ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee on it

Drink up!

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