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Khristoff

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Analog Boy In A Digital World And A Menace! 804 (VA)πŸ“ Ravens Flock πŸ¦β€β¬› Twitch πŸ‘Ύ: http://twitch.tv/khristofflee YouTube ▢️: https://www.youtube.com/@khristofflee1

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Will Smith is a top 20 rapper, I SAID WHAT I SAID

04.03.2026 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No, why would I put my life on the line for someone I don’t know

03.03.2026 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My face when she asked was more like this

03.03.2026 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Must be cause it won’t gone me 🀣

03.03.2026 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m standing in line at the club right why this girl asked me β€œif a fight broke out right now would you protect me” I said β€œno I don’t know you, you’re not my friend or my girl” then she said β€œwho gone be the boys” I was confused

02.03.2026 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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I got called a coon because I pointed out that Team USAs hockey team was paid to be at the club after their victory and this is the context as to why I said what I said if we gonna use words make sure they make sense πŸ˜‚

26.02.2026 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She ended up pregnant by her situation so it’s like β€œdamn wtf” but the signs were there

25.02.2026 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This the last time for me I should’ve known tho,

25.02.2026 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Shawty just posted she’s pregnant, and the dad not in the picture yeah never doing this again LMFAO!

25.02.2026 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why are Africans favorite to say to you is β€œBRO” like just say nigga it’s ok 🀣

23.02.2026 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why I was at this white bar and having a discussion and a topic came up and I was like β€œPAUSE” and this white boy said β€œUnpause, Resume and Play” when I tell you had me dying laughing 🀣🀣🀣

23.02.2026 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah cause Michael added more sauce to it πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

22.02.2026 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m straight but some people got shot

22.02.2026 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No cause you’re so right

22.02.2026 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Blame It On The Boogie - The Jacksons Version
Can’t take my eyes off you - Lauryn Hills Version
Cruising - D Angelo’s Version
This Christmas - Chris Browns Version
Come Together- Michael Jackson’s Version

22.02.2026 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I almost died in a shootout last night LMFAO

22.02.2026 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ground hog said it was gonna be 6 more weeks of winter yet it’s been feeling like closer to spring/summer

20.02.2026 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just seen one on the gram go back to do onlyfans/spicy content like welcome back hoe πŸ˜‚

10.02.2026 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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09.02.2026 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Idk why it’s normalized and brief as humorous for women to beat on us fr

09.02.2026 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Please, everyone keep your hands to yourself ☝🏾

09.02.2026 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you beat on niggas you not for me

09.02.2026 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3
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Them Motion Sensors In The Bathrooms Are Cameras I Just Can’t Prove It Yet

06.02.2026 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone talking about the monks, I don’t care it’s the first day of black history month!

01.02.2026 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Africans got me drunk again

31.01.2026 06:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell of a drug ain’t it πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™€οΈ

28.01.2026 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish I was joking

28.01.2026 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish I was joking

28.01.2026 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

What I’m saying is they’re trying to get the Facebook pay check by having people share and comment

28.01.2026 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As in they’re trying to get the Facebook pay check by having people share and comment

28.01.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0