Megan Kirby

Fell asleep reading the new Hunger Games and dreamt I was hired to write a tagline for a Hunger Games/Baskin Robbins collab: May the Odds be Ever in your Flavor 🍦

Babe! 🔥

Yahtz moved in with me one year ago 🎲🎲🎲

I wore my new King-Cat shirt the day after I bought it from you at CAKE and so many strangers commented on it! Including some teens who were super psyched to learn about new zines!

Spending a lot of time at the Art Institute lately

Year of Yahtzee Meg Mag #6

Meg Mag #6 🎲 The way I talk to Yahtzee is my most private, cringe, embarrassing self. Sometimes, I deliver delirious stream-of-consciousness monologues. Sometimes I don’t even say words. “Beep beep beep boop,” I say to her. “Hahaha heehee.”

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Some stuff I saw this weekend

Oh damn! Missed that, I’ll have to go back!

I also took a photo of this!

Incredible luck at the Edgewater Garage Sale, including the tower fan I had to carry 6 blocks home.

Actually very salty that I missed the rainbows!!!!!!

this rules, congrats cody!

listening to addison rae while reading elena ferrante--surprisingly complimentary.

Finished my latest long, mid Stephen King book, thank god

Wknd dispatch

My pilgrimage was for Village Discount but I got a cocktail at Nighthawk too just to rlly round out the afternoon.

Took myself on a solo Albany Park date and finally got to hit SUBO. This was the longanisa breakfast bowl and I do recommend.

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Screenshot of the witness slip

It's happening folks! Fill out this witness slip as a proponent to pass transit funding and reform in Illinois.

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Just submitted, thx for posting!

On my knees pleading with Yahtzee to wear this little Cubs hat.

coworkers asking about my weekend plans and it's like idk i saw this witch's hat at an antique store the other week and i might go back to buy it.

Short-Form Brain Syndrome Meg Mag #5

It’s been eight weeks since I watched my last short-form video. That’s 56 days. 1,344 hours. And still, my fingers crave the vertical scroll. substack.com/home/post/p-...

Yesss, being off reminds me that no one is saying this shit to me IRL.

YES I also took the app off my phone, partly bc of the body stuff. It’s all feeling particularly sinister!!!

Weekend report

Finished Return of the King this morning ⚔️ and now I don’t know what to do with myself (Watch the extended editions…?)

it's only fair!!!!

just bought my Rilo Kiley Riot Fest ticket! I honestly thought I'd never live to see a Rilo Kiley reunion so my inner 19-year-old is shrieking.

the tommyknockers lolllllll, written during his coke era and allegedly especially batshit.

woefully behind on my reading goals but checking out another 1000-page Stephen King book from the library.