Dr. Chlobotnik

I wonder how many people on tours of the white house have whacked off in the bathroom just to say they did

it’s so unfortunate that I like assassin’s creed and far cry. Who did this to me…

resident evil is the video game equivalent of hokey action slasher/horror film franchise slop. I mean take one look at the first game’s voice acting and it’s rather obvious. It’s weird that this series has produced this type of fan when that’s usually not true of the movies that it’s reminiscent of

Everyone is worried about pombon’s final evolution, and I’m actually gonna make the controversial statement that I think gecqua’s is gonna be the horny one this time

dude i want weed so bad you have no idea

If I’m being real I always think that when they’re first revealed and i always come around lol

every day my tits get more and more boobacious

jerking off without smoking weed is like a steak without seasoning

dang that shit hits me like a truck when i boof it

my girlfriend says I make her want to do both at the same time

*rod serling voice*

unfortunately merchant is also a part of the “the woke liberals are killing comedy” type guys so he also sucks

more specifically, the “gooning” suffix generally seems to mean that you pursue the idea to the point of it having a negative impact on your health or psyche. It’s like losing yourself to something I think

canonically everyone is delivered by storks

it’s just the cast is really good at elevating the material, and some of the episodes feel very tos in a fun way. I like the one where there was a laser robot after them for an entire episode and it turned out it was just a weapon advertising itself. I do agree that the bad episodes are VERY BAD tho

lowkey I don’t even think season 3 is THAT bad. like yeah it’s noticeably worse, but aside from the occasional major stinker it’s still star trek yk? (I also don’t think the first 2 seasons of tng are that bad though so maybe I’m just insane)

Damn my stupid average sized penis😔

tng’s soundtrack is one of the biggest ways it pales in comparison to the original (that and visuals)

I picked a horrible time to get really into yakuza 0 huh

He’s definitely my favorite DS9 character but Data and Bones are both strong competition for all-time favorite

holy shit the power was inside me all along🤯

If this was an option I’d be unstoppable

son goku would probably think i’m really cool

Girl same

chekov saying “botany bay??” was one of my vocal stims for a long time

I think I have to sit it out due to my weak estrogenated arms

Never seen his movies but it was weird watching him go from well respected auteur to talentless loser in the public’s eyes with nothing but the release of the whale

sosososo many people should not only not be parents but also never be allowed near children

oh god there’s gonna be a big conservative stink about tomodachi life letting you be gay and nonbinary isnt there