MementoMorrigan

Summer is coworker core

They targeted gamers.

Gamers.

The only way Arrowhead can Make Things Right after this tragedy is by buffing Orbital Precision Strike

They won't let this loser see his wife until he dupes enough rubes into entering the Demonrat cuck tent, have mercy

It's not a romantic ramble through the woods, he's just late for a Gwent match

I hate to be a nooticer and indulge in nu-age graphology, but why is it always the mfers who can't differentiate between "weary" and "wary"?

The constant greyscreen must be affirming for a puppygirl, at least

You know, I don't put much stock into the whole canthal tilt "predator/prey eyes" thing, but my gf's BF6 beta performance is making a convincing argument

I imagine there's a market gap for tgirl scout cookies

Internet poster Infernatrix Sophia actually had a dozen legions of nigh-invincible super soldiers on standby in orbit above Israel who could've dropped into Bibi's backyard and ended the genocide in an afternoon, but she chose not to give the order to make Kamala (powerless in comparison) look bad

Trying to enjoy a pickle but the gf suggests/explains "pickleback" shots and you just gotta hit her with the Homelander Sneer

One of the twenty SS Officers Mehdi Hasan debates in the new Jubilee vid has blatantly styled his mannerisms and speech patterns after Patrick Bateman and it's so fucking soy

They were still wrong, the storm was a manifestation of my emotional turbulence

Did the one mfer who knew how to interpret weather satellite data suddenly die without passing the knowledge onto his underlings???

Why can't we predict the fucking weather anymore? As little as 5 years ago you could get pinpoint-accurate weather readings for the upcoming week at a glance. Now you have to consult 5 different apps, ask gramps if his knee's acting up, then perform divination by entrails, and it's still wrong

Epstein was the quintessential glass cannon build

Tragic : The hot goth girl whose boyfriend approached you from across the bar is a Sleep Token fan

Say what you want about Catholics, but they have sauce (brune)

Therapy consists of walking into some jagoff's office and doing their job for them for an hour, unless you have real problems, at which point they go "sweet mother of pearl! I'm not qualified for this shit" and pull the trapdoor lever

The first new party member in Clair Obscur Expedition 33 is a floating, barefoot mage lady. Maybe French perverts do have something to contribute to the JRPG genre after all

The Devil May Cry Netflix show is grounds for a trillion more 9/11s

Miyazaki really phoning it in for the Switch 2 exclusive. Barely any feet in the trailer, bro's heart is not in it 😔

Is hearing the Home Depot theme and thinking "hell yea" Male-Brained

Democrats wear Electoralism band tees without having ever won an election smh my head

IM GONNA IM GONN- OOOH MY GOD IM VOOOOOOOOTINGGGG

Hastily assembled breakfast sammy made with hardworking Canadian eggs, bacon, cheese, chipotle mayo, and hot sauce, served on a gluten free bun. Looks messy but tasted pretty good I promise.

Open letter to all housebroken Americans : Secede from your shitty union and join the Canadian Empire. We have affordable eggggggs :3

Imagine restricting it to gen 1 when an official Gardevoir sex doll has been announced