Is it a hair dryer,
Or just an air wetter?
It's simply no matter,
I need to get better.
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Is it a hair dryer,
Or just an air wetter?
It's simply no matter,
I need to get better.
The early bird gets the worm,
The second mouse gets the cheese,
The later cat gets them both.
It's socially acceptable to name your child "Victor" but not "Winner".
28.08.2025 19:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Despite what a common expression may lead you to believe, apples and oranges are easily similar enough to be compared with one another.
14.08.2025 23:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Spoon manufacturers would make a lot more money if psychics existed.
03.08.2025 22:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The letters Q and Y should swap places in the alphabet, as Q is a weird letter similar to X and Z, while Y is a fairly common and respectable letter used both as a consonant and a vowel.
30.07.2025 20:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hospitals and dating apps have the same goal: getting their customers to stop needing them.
25.06.2025 21:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Despite what their names may suggest, Marionettes are not designed for capturing Italian plumbers.
17.06.2025 16:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"PIN number" makes no sense, as the N already stands for number.
15.06.2025 22:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We might end up knowing more about the behaviour of rats than any other animal, just because we use them for testing so often.
12.06.2025 11:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A lot less people would eat them if they were called "Jack's flaps"
08.06.2025 15:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Will adverts for elderly people have to walk on a very fine line between "We're friendly and you should trust us!" and "You're going to die soon".
04.06.2025 22:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The weather girls are not a reputable organisation if they don't know their own sources.
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