Benjamin Gray

guess there's time to catch up

Omni Man from Invincible, screaming THE PUNCHLINE IS PORN / IT WAS ALWAYS PORN / IT WILL ALWAYS BE PORN

Posting this image is way way more annoying than a joke being about sex, a near-universal human experience

Lex Luthor stole forty cakes. And that's terrible. in the Zohran Mamdani campaign fonts

Zinequest rules

So I watched the Hasan Piker dog clip and honestly, not sure there was anything untoward happening there.

I did take away a total bafflement as to why anyone would watch him in the first place, though. He seems like such an asshole.

My 2020 Kia Soul is my best friend and that's that

One of my pet peeves is when people in fiction use "farewell" wrong.

Like, I was playing Ghost of Tsushima and Jin killed a bitter enemy and said "farewell." But that means you hope things go well! You could say it ironically or with a cold politeness, but that's not what was happening here.

FIFA has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award for the first time at the World Cup draw on Dec 5 in Washington

This isn't even a participation trophy. It's a trophy for wanting a trophy.

I dunno. I'm extremely open to someone slapping me in the face and showing me why this guy does not deserve my uwuing

Curtis Sliwa, wearing his red beret and Curtis Sliwa for NYC Mayor red jacket, looking VERY serious while holding a little white and gray cat in a fuzzy red blanket, which is clashing with his serious widdle face. He has a sling on one arm, I think. Instead of wearing the sleeve on that side, it is draped over the arm.

I'm sure if I dug deeper I could find unacceptable ties to fascism (even though he seems to have no love for Trump) and he definitely should never ever hold public office, but I'm gonna be honest it's sorta hard to hate this face

Did Sliwa ever resort to racist attacks like Cuomo did? I know he dipped into some reverse-racism bullshit, but as far as I can tell he never invoked any explicit xenophobia or Islamaphobia or anything

A lot of his campaigning was "Cuomo and Mamdani are the same" which is BS but pretty un-racist

Actor John Slattery. He is wearing a yellow cap, a disheveled plaid shirt, and a red and blue puffy vest. He is wearing a button that says "steve austin for congress" and holding a red-white-and-blue baby rattle with his name on it. He is standing in an executive's office with a bookshelf in the background. His mouth is open, speaking

A white man in a gray jacket and a bolo tie standing at a podium at a debate. A caption reads "I don't care about that issue. Just ask someone else."

I know so little about Curtis Sliwa that he just sorta exists in my head as Steven Austin from 30 Rock or one of the other city council candidates from Parks and Rec.

I keep expecting him to start punching people and saying "I said I'd fight you, not fight FOR you"

I haven't moved to NYC because, frankly, it seemed full. But if a few scumbags are actually leaving, then maybe I could fill their spot?

Fuck off, Fed

Gordon Ramsay saying "finally, some good fucking food" but "food" is scratched out and replaced with "news" written crudely

Begging people to stop saying "I hate that I can't tell AI art and real art apart" because

1. The rest of us can

2. You are giving the AI sloppers ammunition

No nut November is incel shit

NaNoWriMo is AI shit

However, you would look good with a moustache.

Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney

I have an xbox series S collecting dust, a PS5 pro, a Switch 2 and a hole in the side of my house that squirrels get into sometimes

Do you guys remember when 2 million people Naruto ran into Area 51, just like they all said they would

Yeah, and 2 million people Naruto ran into Area 51, just like they all said they would

This is brilliant

See, the thing is: Even if there was an intentional and large-scale cultural movement against Christmas, calling it "the war on Christmas" would still be incredibly stupid

I kinda get there not being a Bird Type because there just aren't that many flightless bird Pokemon, so Flying is good enough. But shouldn't there be Fish types? Fish shouldn't just be Water type!

How come Bug is the only Pokemon type that's based on what Earth animal they resemble? I guess Dragon and Fairy sorta do, but those are both fantasy and also at least halfway not animals. Like, why is there not a Dog type even though there's tons of Dog Pokemon?

We've got trouble
Right here in Tummy City

YouTube video by Game Master Monday In Search of Dr. Seuss

Grant's Call of Cthulhu take on the world of Dr. Seuss is available in both podcast edition with the cast of @roleplayretcon.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/2zmF...

AND livestream form! Can the interns from The Ferncrest Time find out if Dr. Seuss is ACTUALLY ALIVE???

youtu.be/KqhQjGQKF4s?...

I think JapanEat and @dungeonchill.bsky.social are the same guy

TBF I kinda get the alpha male thing because I think I'm better than most men