Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics

A hairy beige cat mascot with green eyes and a red jacket stands in a park.

Kaneta-nyan, a laid-back cat, is the “Chief Relaxation Officer” of Kanetaya Furniture Store in Chiba City. As a professional in relaxation, he proposes a relaxed and comfortable lifestyle. When he eats peanuts, he suddenly starts talking passionately about furniture and interior design.

One Vampire says to another: You are my sunshine!! Caption: Vampire Insults

A little witch goes into a magic shop. Little Witch: Excuse me, I need something to get rid of this wa- - The witch at the shop is a very warty toad. Little Witch: Nevermind.

A witch rushed by Admiral Wonderboat. Admiral: Whoa! She's in a rush! - Admiral: What secret Witch-Business could she be up to? - She hovers, high over the city. A look of concentration on her face. - She farts.

Priest: What fresh hell is this?! - They are at a church bake sale. the devil is wearing a nice bowtie and selling baked goods. Devil: They're scones

brimstone and blueberry

I think it is for people who are visually impaired, use a screen-reader or something like that. I believe that's the point of alt text

A little puppy is out walking with her Nintendo Switch. - She looks up and sees massive talons coming down for her - She is carried away by a giant eagle - She is in the Eagle's nest playing Switch with a little Eagle Little Puppy: Thanks for the lift, mrs. jones! Little Eagle: Yeah, thanks, Mom!

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Admiral Wonderboat is at a lunch counter, with a plate full of gross slop. Admiral: Yuck! How long are you gonna serve us slop?! - The Lunch Counter Workers are Facebook, Instagram, Google, TikTok, X Facebook: How long will you keep taking it?

a good question

Admiral: Shoot - my last text might've seemed weird... - Admiral: I'll just send another to clarify! *Tap Tap Tap on his phone* - Admiral: Or did that make it weirder? Better send one more to clear things up! - Jen is sitting at home. Her phone is receiving dozens of messages

Admiral is sleepy and on his phone, eating breakfast. Admiral: I'm exhausted! Google, how can I have a better sleep? Google: To get better sleep, reduce your stress - Admiral: Ok! How do I lower my stress? - Google: To lower stress, get more sleep

it's that easy...

Panel One: The clock says 2:55 Admiral: Oooh! I've got a little extra time, I can draw for a bit! - Panel Two: Admiral: I just need to remember to stop in five minutes - Panel Three: It is the future, Admiral is in a special case labelled "Cartoonist 2025 CE" Admiral: whoops

Panel One: The two rats talk to each other. Ronda: Why... he thinks we're locals! Jonda: What a compliment! - Panel Two: They shake his hand Ronda: I'm Ronda, this is my twin sister, Jonda. We're here on vacation, too! Murray: Nice to meet you Jonda: Charmed - Panel three: Ronda: We'd love for you to join us on some classic new york adventures! Murray: Oh boy! - Panel Four: They scurry off, underneath a man's foot Jonda: First, we'll fight a pigeon!!

Panel 1: We see New York City - Panel 2: A little weird axolotl-type lizard boy is standing on the street. He's about half the height of a rat. Murray: New York City! Murray, you've finally made it! - Panel 3: He waves to two big rats Murray: Hello! Hello there! - Panel 4: I don't suppose you could spare a little "New York Charm" on a humble tourist?

Admiral: This medieval fair really shows how UNFAIR things were in the past! Jen: How so? - Admiral: For one thing: there was no turn-taking! *TJ is in the stocks* TJ: If you wanted to be the criminal you shoulda got here first!

ADMIRAL WONDERBOAT COMICS BY CHRIS NAISH

life has been bonkers lately so i've been prevented from posting, but if you go to admiralwonderboat.com and click random, it will show you one of the 600 admiral wonderboat's ❤️🐢

Emma: Look! The new crosswalk buttons talk!! - Crosswalk Button: You are travelling east - Admiral: But... how does it know where we're going?

Admiral: It's lunchtime, but where's my food? - Admiral hoists a mug aloft Admiral: It's in this mug! I'm drinking my lunch!! - TJ: Every time you have tomato soup Jen: Every time. Admiral: hee hee! silly lunch - what are you doing in that cup?

soup is not a serious meal, and i love it

We see a skyscraper labelled "Evil Opticians Inc," and from inside someone says "Mwa-ha-ha! We've finally done it!!" - An evil optician is holding a box of carrots and is surrounded by carrots. Evil Optician: Soon, the entire world will need to buy glasses!! - Admiral and Jen are in the grocery store. Jen: ...you think that's why they're out of carrots? Admiral: Nothing else makes sense!

An anthropomorphic dog in a construction hat and business clothes is standing at his desk. Bill: I've cut my screentime by 100%, and I've never been more relaxed!! - A sign behind him says "Nuclear Safety Dept." Another sign: "Days since last accident: 0" Screens are flashing ALERT Outside the window we can see nuclear reactors melting down He has his eyes closed and feet on the desk

ignorance is bliss?

Nedroid Picture Diary is one of the all-time finest, greatest most amazing comics of all-time

REGINALD: Hello, 911? Yes, my friend put on the mask from The Mask and now he's acting abnormally. BEARTATO (green): "I'M SSSSSMOKING!" REGINALD: Green, yeah. Real cartoony. Yeah, he's saying all the lines but he's not getting them right. BEARTATO (spinning in a tornado): "SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP ME!" REGINALD: I see. And that's the only solution? Mm hmm. No, I understand. Thank you. BEARTATO (hitting self with large mallet): "OH, BEHAVE!" REGINALD (shedding a tear while loading a shotgun) BEARTATO (dreamworks face): "DO *NOT* GO IN THERE!"

What a good movie that was. I wonder if they ever made a sequel.

Me Looking for a File: *Admiral is typing at his computer* Admiral: Why can't I find anything? - Me naming a file: *Admiral is talking little anthropomorphic files on his computer* Admiral: I dub thee "fgwizjl.jpg"!

it's just too fun to make up random filenames

Admiral is on a video chat with Jen. Admiral: Jen is it ok to... sometimes be in a bad mood? Jen: Of course! No one's happy all the time! - Admiral: I told you so! Toxic Positivity: I want a second opinion!

second opinion

ah! thank you :D

being "out and about" is one of the best things in life

old west town!

fooling around in tinker cad

*Each panel of the comic looks wildly different* Panel 1: Admiral: Jen! I've got huge news!! - Panel 2: Jen: Let me guess... they added lots of new brushes to your drawing app? - Panel 3: Admiral: Yeah! How could you tell?

thanks, @procreate.com!

thank you!!