Tito

Whistling when ICE is about to kidnap someone for no reason is incredibly effective. They know what they are doing is wrong and will scatter in the wind when too many witnesses gather.

MYTH: ICE agents lack proper training. FACT: Most have been racists their entire lives.

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Serebii Update: The Pokémon Scarlet & Violet Shiny Chien-Pao distribution has begun. Available via Mystery Gift > Get Via Internet. Several Tera Shard Sets are also available.

It is available until September 30th 2025

Details @ www.serebii.net

Me looking at the current state of the US

Dope moon pic from last night. Excited to show the kiddo after work.

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #333,184, Tito ‪@tito411.bsky.social‬, joined on Jul 22, 2023"

Oh, well this is pretty cool! Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #333,184!

Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.

so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood.

this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet,

Hey Kai, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds.

Photo of the "Super Blue Moon" from my patio. Can wait to show my kiddo in the morning.

Been taking photos of the moon every night because my son is obsessed and honestly, now I am too.

Pool day

on a date. kinda nervous

Always find it funny that my anniversary is the same day as my future ex-wife's birthday.

Ronald and Nancy Reagan greet supporters at a Reagan campaign rally.

Singles, you okay?

Just finished Ted Lasso in 2 weeks. Glad I'll never have to interact with AppleTV ever again.

Best boy

Shinji was always a fucking menace.

Pokémon Chill Beats 360chrism · Album · 2022 · 13 songs.

Man, 360chrism's "Pokémon Chill Beats" album is the best Pokémon lo-fi album I've ever heard. Only complaint is that it isn't long enough.

co-workers drew me at work the other day

Idk what to post so here's a post about Anna Kendrick