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is ok at farting, i post my sketches here. commissions open and looking for part-time/full-time work PORTFOLIO: https://majikarpette.art

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A witch on a wheelchair drinking tea with a ghost cat playing under her chair. She's surrounded by Plants and she's in a cafΓ©.

A witch on a wheelchair drinking tea with a ghost cat playing under her chair. She's surrounded by Plants and she's in a cafΓ©.

Green Tea. 🍡

Less than 48hr before the Backerkit campaign for Pumpkin Spice, a cozy magical TTRPG, is over. You can join following the link in bio! πŸ₯°

#acherongames #PumpkinSpiceRPG

05.03.2026 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 7787    πŸ” 1464    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 15

im at work as modern doorman so doorman-ception up in this joint πŸ§β€β™‚οΈ

04.03.2026 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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doormann; testing out underpainting some more #deadlock #sketchbook

04.03.2026 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A newly married couple, hands loosely bound by a ribbon as they gently show off each other's rings. The figure on the left is dressed in red traditional garb inspired by traditional Chinese wedding wear. The figure on the right is similarly dressed in a purple, gold, and orange sari, her fingers adorned with henna. Where their heads should be are two snakes, intertwined in a symbolic knot.

The scene is bordered by a warm wooden frame with knotted patterns from various cultures embedded in its surface. A red Chinese knot decorated with tassels hangs from above.

A newly married couple, hands loosely bound by a ribbon as they gently show off each other's rings. The figure on the left is dressed in red traditional garb inspired by traditional Chinese wedding wear. The figure on the right is similarly dressed in a purple, gold, and orange sari, her fingers adorned with henna. Where their heads should be are two snakes, intertwined in a symbolic knot. The scene is bordered by a warm wooden frame with knotted patterns from various cultures embedded in its surface. A red Chinese knot decorated with tassels hangs from above.

knots

02.03.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 608    πŸ” 222    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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SAGRAMORE!!!! I really like Sir Sagramore, so I wanted to make him look cool

26.02.2026 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 644    πŸ” 108    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
Character design commission. An alchemy themed fae with golden tubing and red orbs trapping smaller fae inside. 4 small arms puppet their  larger ones.

Character design commission. An alchemy themed fae with golden tubing and red orbs trapping smaller fae inside. 4 small arms puppet their larger ones.

🧚🌞

✦ #art #commission #characterdesign

26.02.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1097    πŸ” 301    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

If you see this, post a monster

ok one of her special interests is eating babies

27.02.2026 07:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a digital painting of a pair of lovebirds, sitting on a branch against a purple background. They are facing the viewer, with faces in profile. Their bodies are mostly bright green, with a yellow collar and a reddish-black face, and bright red beak. one is grooming the other, both look very content.

a digital painting of a pair of lovebirds, sitting on a branch against a purple background. They are facing the viewer, with faces in profile. Their bodies are mostly bright green, with a yellow collar and a reddish-black face, and bright red beak. one is grooming the other, both look very content.

This month's #BirdWhisperer is a pair of black-cheeked lovebirds, of course! Look at them, whispering and plotting their little crimes.

(ref photo by Bernhard Jaeck)
#art #birds 🦒🐑

25.02.2026 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 413    πŸ” 149    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

one of them i have a strong urge to chuck at a wall πŸ˜‡

27.02.2026 07:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

full tort the shit outta them if possible, that’s hella fucked up!

26.02.2026 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Illustration of a variety of fish, featured are lionfish, angelfish, clownfish, rainbow trout, blue tang, pufferfish, catfish, flyingfish, tunafish, salmon, mola mola, red snapper, pomfret, mackerel, and coelacanth

Illustration of a variety of fish, featured are lionfish, angelfish, clownfish, rainbow trout, blue tang, pufferfish, catfish, flyingfish, tunafish, salmon, mola mola, red snapper, pomfret, mackerel, and coelacanth

lots of fish 🐟🐠🐟🐠🫧
#art #fish

25.02.2026 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3025    πŸ” 931    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 6
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today's catch
#oc #art #monster #fish #aquatic #emo

24.02.2026 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1554    πŸ” 418    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1

my life's been like this for the last 6 years it's hell

25.02.2026 06:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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obsessed w images lit this way

24.02.2026 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

deadlock fans - i will feed yall soon

21.02.2026 10:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Two witches close to each lit with red light. They are holding hands.

Two witches close to each lit with red light. They are holding hands.

Thicker Than Water. πŸ’

20.02.2026 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 7574    πŸ” 1234    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 6
Illustration of a sunfish (also known as a Mola Mola) floating above an aerial view of some farm lands. A plane flies next to the fish, really putting into perspective of just how large the sunfish really is.

Illustration of a sunfish (also known as a Mola Mola) floating above an aerial view of some farm lands. A plane flies next to the fish, really putting into perspective of just how large the sunfish really is.

I think that if sunfish could, the would be sunbathing in the sky ☁️
#art

19.02.2026 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 8983    πŸ” 3307    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 20
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Devonion fishies Elpistostege (close relative of the famous Tiktaalik) and couple of bothriolepis swimming by. Needs updating but still thinking this is one of my better paintings I have done

16.01.2025 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1045    πŸ” 262    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 4
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Lotus-themed kirin. 🌸

20.02.2026 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 276    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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toxic neopets yuris #art #neopets

14.11.2024 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 984    πŸ” 406    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2

green's such a bitchy color for me - gj!

20.02.2026 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Green Dragon Practice.

Made in Procreate.

20.02.2026 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 831    πŸ” 168    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

is it just me or is this talk of β€œstyle”, which is often technical, super bullshit? voice and story means more imo.

19.02.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
cat???? cow???? yes.

cat???? cow???? yes.

hold up im cookin’

19.02.2026 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A digital illustration of a man in traditional korean wear holding a glowing pegasus. A ring of fire surrounds the two of them

A digital illustration of a man in traditional korean wear holding a glowing pegasus. A ring of fire surrounds the two of them

Year of the Fire Horse

16.02.2026 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4456    πŸ” 1079    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 4
bumper sticker mockups of lascaux horses

bumper sticker mockups of lascaux horses

sticker sheet mockup of lascaux horses

sticker sheet mockup of lascaux horses

Riso print of lascaux horses

Riso print of lascaux horses

one week until the year of the horse (honse)!

as a little honse treat, any orders for the next week that include my lascaux horse bumper stickers or sticker sheets will come with a free honse riso print - while supplies last

acorviart.bigcartel.com

09.02.2026 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1139    πŸ” 378    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 5
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WIP. Inspired by old motherboards.

14.02.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 8541    πŸ” 2616    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 6
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

14.02.2026 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 17727    πŸ” 6100    πŸ’¬ 233    πŸ“Œ 178

for those who gen ai anatomy pages: from deep down to the core of my heart, fuck you!!

14.02.2026 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

details

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