Jessie 🌻

UP TO 25 IN SOME CASES 😭😭😭

losing my mind

a teenager just asked me my pronouns, and after I said "them/them" he said "slay".

I love the zoomers.

What we're told is the "food pyramid" is a triangle, but pyramids are three-dimensional objects with four triangular sides.

We have only seen 25% of the faces of the true pyramid, and that's only the surface.

What don't they want us to know?

What don't they want us to eat?

Close up of framed art print of a beautiful pigeon staring at the viewer, standing next to a Dunkin Donuts coffee cup and a strawberry glazed donut with sprinkles, sitting on a crumpled Dunks bag

photo of a kitchen corner, featuring a framed art print of a pigeon next to a Dunkin Donuts coffee cup and strawberry glazed donut.

saw an art and immediately had to buy it and hang it in a place of honor (over the kitchen trash)

thank you ♥️ so far very mild. the power of very recent boosters hopefully!

we hung out briefly last night at the beer garden! my party had to unfortunately leave early because we discovered we are plagued 🙃 but K should TOTALLY take over for me

I am/was at a certain fannish wedding this weekend and had several conversations of "...sooo you signed up yet? 👀👀👀"

yessssss we grow more powerful every minute

c'mon procrastinatorsssss

4 hours left to sign up 🎉🎉🎉 we're at 70 vidders so far, need 4 more to beat last year's amount!

A fledgling raven lands before you and clumsily attempts to foreshadow your doom. The bird's parents caw in encouragement from a nearby perch.

I didn't even do nominations this year, but it wasn't even hard to find requests and offers, everyone has good taste

I am SIGNED UP I am READY I am FULL OF ENTHUSIASM

Milky Way over the Pacific

The little orange moon and the long arm of the galaxy

Giant skeleton coming out of a pink Barbie box.

Do you guys ever think about dying?

Said this on the dying birdapp and bringing it here too:

We should adopt fat bear week as fandom challenge tbh. #fandomfatbears Post about your favorite fat bear characters. Reimagine your blorbos *as* fat bears. Wall to wall fanart of sexy hairy big ol' guys 😍🐻

yay, glad the cabbage is going to good use

photo of a t-shirted bigfoot, lounging in a chair, holding a sign saying "BIGFOOT IS REAL - 9 FEET TALL - 1 MILE"

important celebrity sighting in PNW

Photograph of a bird with the caption "This stupid bird stares you straight in the face"

surprising harsh caption from this 1927 National Geographic

Hello, sky app! FanWorks is now on Bluesky.

Our first update here is a big one: FanWorks 2023 is being rescheduled for December 9th - 10th.

More info on dates, deadlines, panels, vidshows, and everything you need to know about the virtual con: fanworkscon.com/blog/2023-09...

photo of me holding a hardcover copy of my book, being super in my feelings about it

THESE VIOLENT DELIGHTS published three years ago today. I will never stop being grateful. ❤️

Pay Christine Ebbert using PayPal.Me Go to paypal.me/tricyclesinskirts and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

Is anyone able to help my dad and I put, we are on an extremely limited fixed income and won’t have any money until 9/27 and need some basic stuff like adult diapers for him and some groceries. any bit little helps!!

paypal: paypal.me/tricyclesinskirts
cashapp: $tricycles

thank you!! 💜

white and orange cat curled around a dice bag

white and orange cat curled around a dice bag, investigating dice around her

white and orange cat curled around a dice bag, looking frankly offended at the dice near her

dice dragon in training

(this wasn't even posed, she just SAT like this curled around the dice bag!!! I did have to throw in some dice though)

it's called "blastpass", which is my only consolation in this trying time

emerging from IT hell to spread the word: if you have a mac or iphone or apple device, install all available updates asap. there's a VERY bad 0-day exploit that dropped last night arstechnica.com/gadgets/2023...

giant temple menorah of unknown provenance

do you like, cut it horizontally and make a lil sandwich? slather on top and sprinkle chips?

ok I gotta try that croissant presentation

promenading about, seeing who's on the town