Phillip Oakley

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Hey @bsky.app, can we get a Save function?

That’d be great.

Happy Birthday, Will! 🎉

What if it’s just a big distraction from “the bill?”

I’m in the same boat. Been going to Bodyflow, by @lesmills.bsky.social, to work on flexibility. I’ve enjoyed the classes, but it’s going to take a while. And consistency.

It’s really a shame that Phil Hartman isn’t around to play this smug sunnofabitch on SNL.

Sharing this cinematic masterpiece with my teenager tonight. And tomorrow, there will be copious amounts of Queen around our home.

#FlashGordon #SaveEveryOneOfUs

I figured there’s no way you hadn’t seen it, but had to share!

One for @giuliodelbufalo.bsky.social

Decided to sell my car, as I’m still racking up too many miles too quickly on a car like this.

But damn I’m gonna miss this fuel economy. 62+mpg and almost 600 miles between fill ups, on a 9 gallon tank.

Genuinely been thinking about this.

This is what’s being hidden behind the crazy circus curtain.

People under 40 won’t understand the power that I hold in my hand or the unfair advantage it provided in 1990.

Not to mention the original price of $29 seemed unattainable for kids at the time.

Yeah. His team should know.

The Red Queen and The White Rabbit hopped off to an Alice in Wonderland party last night.

Fashionably late, of course.

#FollowTheWhiteRabbit

I need to watch the whole thing. Thanks!

Step 1: Fire National Parks employees.
Step 2: Create reason to cut down forests.
Step 3: Build resorts and casinos on former national parks.
Step 4: Tell Americans this makes money for the nation.
Step 5: Line the pockets of billionaires.
Step 6: Remove parks from history.

Has his signature all over it.

Almost literally.

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I bet. Damn, I forgot you’re in DC.

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Have you watched Slow Horses yet?

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That’s my guy! I decided not to buy any whiskey for fear of overindulgence due to stress. Honestly it was a good call.

But. It also means I’m going through a bottle of wine or two without the desired results.

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Need to check that one out. Gotta finish Silo first.

But tonight I needed stronger medicine.

Decided to change the channel and watch reruns of The Great British Baking Show (Bake Off) instead of witnessing Loathsome American Verbal Diarrhea.

This is what a dictatorship looks like.

For the record Pres. Zelenskyy has thanked the United States and Americans - 33 times to date including in an emotional speech to Congress.

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Marco Rubio today.

Rest in Peace, David Johansen.

I can only hope when asked about entering heaven, your response was:

“Which floo-ah?”

See you this Christmas, Buster.

#DavidJohansen

Southern Passive Aggressive Charm in one lesson:

Me: “Hey Siri, kiss my ass.”

Siri: “I won’t respond to that.”

Me: “Hey Siri, kiss my grits.”

Siri: “I’m not sure I understand.”

Me: “That’s the point.”