Mike Rhodes

I’ll never know! I don’t watch anything that’s 3.5 hours long unless Mean Gene is involved.

Anyone want to go see that singing ape movie with me haha just kidding

Maybe you’re thinking of Tackleberry

I haven’t seen that yet but it sounds extra annoying.

I was hoping against hope that Michael Winslow would jog past making fire truck sounds

Letterboxd users who exclusively post alternate movie posters are some of the most annoying people we have.

I just overheard my daughter’s virtual teacher call Wile E. Coyote “Walleye Coyote”

Gobo would fit right in

Led Zeppelin’s “Ramble On” is the sexiest song of all time until Gollum shows up.

Post your First Film / Last Film of 2024

2024 began and ended with two of my favorites.

They should invent a Christmas tree that fits back in its box

One time in college I called a friend and told him that John Lennon had just died in a plane crash and he got really mad and felt the need to explain to me that this wasn’t true. I think he invented the internet that night.

I use that list as a reminder of things I want to buy eventually, but not now. There are a ton of books on it that don’t have titles like this one! Like, get me the Elaine May book!

A photo of a book entitled “The Courage to Be Disliked”

We did an Amazon Wish List Secret Santa at work and they wanted us to do a video meeting for everyone to open their packages one by one on Teams. If I’d known that was the plan I wouldn’t have signed up. This is what I got, which I had to hold up to the camera. Joke’s on me for having it on my list.

My doctor just called and said I tested positive for being a sleepy boy

At this point I’m pretty much paying $23 a month to rewatch American Vandal sometimes

Shit, I just remembered Jessica Walter is dead

Just had the worst Taco Bell tacos of my life, they were amazing

SIMPLY HAVING A

It’s true. It’s all true. Liz won last time and now I have this on my leg. Could it be your turn?

Your yearly reminder that sweaters that are ugly on purpose don’t count.

In my mind this includes a two-person Ring Around the Rosie-style dance

I hope whoever invented Hawaiian rolls got into heaven

Name a show you're positive no one remembers but you.

I don’t know the name of my daughter’s favorite YouTube channel but I can only assume it’s called The Screaming Family

I know this isn’t anything that hasn’t been said a million times, but it’s just so nice to be able to scroll positive thoughts again. People talking about what they love. People being themselves. I missed it.

I’ll bet she would really get into the drumroll for Sit Stand Lean

I wish they’d called it Gladiator Too

Not my first rodeo