The Gregster

I come into contact with a lot of old white people where I work, and - I gotta say… they are consistently saying the most batshit things I have ever heard these days.

God be like: “Leave me out of this, dickhead!”

It just seems to me like, some time maybe a long time in the past, Donald Trump had a really bad experience with someone marginally competent, and he said “I do not like competent people and I will never attach myself to anyone with competence ever again!”

Meditations on Hell “I’m coming to Boston, I’m bringing hell with me.” —Tom Homan, “border czar” and former acting director of ICE - - - Hell is not a lake of fire, no...

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/med...

❤️

Investments way down. The Braves having a horror-show start to the season. Satan will probably win the Masters.

I’m counting on the Houston Cougars tonight.

Grasping at straws.

A true heater 48 hours for The Onion, in my unbiased opinion.

Thankfully, even as I starve, my body has a natural response that will allow my pants to continue fitting: Cortisol.

So, I guess all that really says is that Lochlan is def going to Duke, right?

#whitelotus

I mean to tell you, there’s Not Giving a Fuck, and then there’s this administration.

If you’re someone who sees Shane Gillis and is like “Who is this for?” you’ll get your answer walking around Cincinnati during St. Patrick’s Day celebrations.

Looks like someone corrected tf outta this market!

AI: The New Aesthetics of Fascism It's embarrassing, destructive, and looks like shit: AI-generated art is the perfect aesthetic form for the far right.

"No amount of normalisation and ‘validation’, however, can alter the fact that AI imagery looks like shit. But that ... is its main draw to the right. If AI was capable of producing art that was formally competent, surprising, soulful, then they wouldn’t want it. They would be repelled by it."

One Word Describes Trump A century ago, a German sociologist explained precisely how the president thinks about the world.

www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

A Childhood Neighbor Terrorized My Family. It Prepared Me for Trump’s Takeover. It was psychological warfare.

Good story here. slate.com/news-and-pol...

Ok, I’m going to be honest, I kept seeing these Elon Musk headlines talking about DOGE and all of their bullshit and I just assumed that it was a bunch of turds that had something to do with dogecoin.

Because that seemed just as plausible as anything else. Dept. o’ Govt. Efficiency…

Ok.

If we’re gonna do all this stuff: disband the federal government, turn over keys to the safe to a few billionaires, wipe our asses with the constitution, get rid of all existing guardrails that protect our citizens and our environment…

Can we at least do something about these mosquitoes?

Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse "Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent gave representatives of the so-called Department of Government Efficiency access to the federal payment system la...

"I promise, America will soon be the Cybertruck of countries—uglier than you could have imagined, built for rich chuds, borderline inoperable, and on fire."

To my two-year-old sons, there are few bigger celebrities than the garbage men. And we got to meet them this morning.

*hooks thumbs behind imaginary suspenders

Not gonna lie; I’m finding it harder than even usual to get psyched-up for paying my taxes this year.

Trump says he wants to make Gaza the riviera of the Middle East and I instinctively reach for my back pocket to make sure no one’s taken my wallet.

Print this one out and put it on your refrigerator

Going into battle despite great odds People love that shit!

it's real helms deep hours here welcometohellworld.com/going-into-b...

Never in my life have I wanted more to be wrong about a person. Never have I ever wanted more to be wrong about the future.

Good luck, everyone.