Emily

fucked up thjat diner food is generated at a diner and not available in my refrigerator

62nd baby named "Dumper' born in Seattle-area Hospital @the ONION

A four-panel image of Anita Bryant being pied in her sanctimonious face by gay rights activist Thom Higgins, 1977.

Happy Anita Bryant Humiliation Day

It’s so funny how they have Kidz Kuts for dads

“Do you think the Phillies might actually trade Bryce Harper?” give me your social security number and mother’s maiden name.

The Chair Company only releasing one episode a week??? Hell yeah!!

[my English teacher in 7th grade]: “you want to show, not tell, your characters’ feelings & motivations“

[26-y/o conservative white guy in 2025]: “I love Hitler.”

Picture of me lying on my back in bed with a thick blue blanket over my legs. And orange cat is curled up on my chest and a gray-and-white cat is curled up next to my legs on the blanket

I’ve taken to my bed

This is so embarrassing. I hope Rob Manfred is ashamed.

The “Oops, protein powder is full of lead” thing would explain so much.

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.

There is a porcupine at the Cape May zoo named DON PRICKLES www.instagram.com/p/DPyfSs5D3P...

If it's a Tuesday, some great books are being published. Buy or borrow a good book today.

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no offense to my millennial boss, who i do like very much, but fuck this noise

Will be working my way straight through this newsletter while deciding what to listen to during work the next day or so

14 Essential 1975 Country Albums '70s country is the source of plenty of current nostalgia despite being made (gulp) a half century ago. There are so many great albums that hit the 50 mark this year, though, and it only seemed right ...

here are 14 albums that turned 50 this year that you might dig www.dontrocktheinbox.com/14-essential...

screenshot of a blue apron ad featuring an AI slop image that reads "WHAT IS [GIBBERISH LETTER] LE & BAKE" "One-pan meals with minimal mrup: Just minutes, hand bak and ooot 5."

now with chat gpt, anyone is a copywriter

its really unfortunate the "accidentally became important at work" tweet is the realest shit of all time

There is a porcupine at the Cape May zoo named DON PRICKLES www.instagram.com/p/DPyfSs5D3P...

It is tacky for really famous people to be in TV commercials for products. Their gambling debts/boat repairs are not my problem, those roles should belong to actors like the Time To Make The Donuts guy and the actress who said "who are you calling a cootie queen you lint licker" in that Orbit ad.

Kind of weird I haven't heard a Halloween-themed remix of the vengabus song, feels kind of obvious. starts with organ doing tocatta and fugue but resolves into a minor version of the bus horn chord. The monsterbus is coming, etc etc, from here to Transylvania it's spreading dancing mania

A puppy sniffing the Phanatic’s snoot

The Phanatic holding a tiny dog in a red pinstripe Phillies jersey

Phillies don’t have a team dog as such but often have a service dog in-training hanging around. Also second picture i think is just from a bark in the park that I use as my phone background a lot because just look at it!

a painting. a black cat sits in the lap of a skeleton. the cat is meowing.

Daniel Arthury, "Where's my Breakfast II," 2025.

my favorite thing about baseball is no one knows how to play it

Miss Major Griffin-Gracy passed away today according to the House of GG. She was a veteran of the Stonewall rebellion and a lifelong organizer for the safety and dignity of trans people, sex workers, and the incarcerated. She came from the same generation and milieu as Marsha and Sylvia. She was 78.

Screenshot of a clearly fake account for “Tom Selleck” who just followed me

Hey, cool

Breaking: Miss Major Griffin-Gracy, the legendary transgender activist and veteran of the Stonewall uprising who dedicated her life to the liberation of trans people, especially Black trans women, has died at 78.

Realizing some people don't know that the Mariners have a dog