I've put an offer up again this year if anyone would like some bespoke smut for a good cause ππ₯
fth2026offerings.dreamwidth.org/402428.html
@chaos-monkey.bsky.social
π π³οΈβπ he/they, closer to 50 than 25 | queer, trans, horny. Nerd. | writer of smut & kink | consistently inconsistent | β οΈ sometimes I reblog dick β οΈ oh and, genAI users Fuck Off π³οΈβπ π
I've put an offer up again this year if anyone would like some bespoke smut for a good cause ππ₯
fth2026offerings.dreamwidth.org/402428.html
a Terrifying Predator indeed π
28.02.2026 13:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the little feets πππ I didn't even notice them at first
27.02.2026 21:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0every day mood honestly
27.02.2026 15:39 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A wolf wearing a shirt that says "The Window Installers" fitting a window into a frame. He is saying "ha ha ha... ...Yes!"
27.02.2026 05:21 β π 6836 π 1820 π¬ 34 π 12a screenshot of a post from tumblr user slutdge. the text reads: i love being a pervert online with all of you. and below is an image of three generic cartoon people staring at each other with their arms on each othersβ shoulders, smiling and blushing.
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26.02.2026 01:43 β π 4819 π 2148 π¬ 8 π 39Yayyy more podcast! π
26.02.2026 21:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A bipedal red fox paints a rainbow across the sky. They have a determined look on their face. To the right of the rainbow are segments of text from newspaper articles about grim news for LGBTQIA+ folks, especially trans folks. On the left, there are flowers on the ground, with butterflies flittering about. The discouraging words are illegible faint smudges. Artist: BriarhideIllust
Persist against all odds
25.02.2026 18:36 β π 5116 π 2216 π¬ 8 π 9I'm going to laugh every time I play that scene now π
22.02.2026 19:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I played for the first time recently and I didn't catch that π€£ that's too good
22.02.2026 16:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0a poorly drawn cat sitting in a loaf position, connected by a cord to a wall outlet as if charging. above the cat, handwritten text reads: βzoomies are loadingβ
a cat sitting in a loaf position on beige carpet near a wall outlet. a white phone charger is plugged into the wall, and the cord curves across the floor toward the cat, creating the illusion that the cat is plugged in and charging
21.02.2026 12:50 β π 3536 π 938 π¬ 16 π 12A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".
2026 basically
18.02.2026 16:23 β π 40929 π 10898 π¬ 313 π 340Snuggled up with my cat to read this and I was not disappointed! Also I really appreciated the final point, as someone who occasionally can't avoid being forced to use systems involving generative "AI" at work no matter how much I hate it.
15.02.2026 01:51 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I agree! There's this pervasive idea that nobody could possibly be happy and content with their life and their social life if they're single, or seeing people but still preferring to live alone, or whatever... And I think it's a shame
14.02.2026 17:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No potatoes AND no chocolate???? π± π
14.02.2026 16:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I also don't really get it either, never have
14.02.2026 16:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Always the way isn't it π€£ glad it's working!
13.02.2026 18:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0aaaahhhh πππ
13.02.2026 15:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nope π€£
12.02.2026 14:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Diva Deville π π π
12.02.2026 14:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Delicious π₯ thank you
11.02.2026 20:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
βbsky is boring!β
1) good
2) social media should not be a cornerstone of your everyday entertainment
3) I find new artists to follow every day and look at pretty art endlessly on here when I feel like it
4) get a tactile hobby where you create something with your hands
5) read book
6) walk outside
That expression πππ
11.02.2026 02:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0a poorly drawn square cat
an orange and white cat tightly curled inside a small cardboard box, filling it perfectly into a square shape!
square
10.02.2026 20:29 β π 5582 π 1247 π¬ 37 π 17It's so boring that all we get are the same stories re-done over and over again
10.02.2026 19:51 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I have colleagues who use genAI to write things or 'generate ideas' at work. I do not use genAI for anything at work.
Sooo guess whose workload now includes an infuriating amount of "fixing other people's shitty AI 'enhanced' output that they couldn't be arsed to think up, write, or edit properly"
TIL coldplay is british
10.02.2026 00:28 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Comic. [2x2 chart. Top left quadrant: seem like dinosaurs x are dinosaurs. Silhouettes of dinosaurs stegosaurus, triceratops, tyrannosaurus, velociraptor, and long-neck dinosaur. Top right quadrant: seem like dinosaurs x are not dinosaurs. Silhouettes of mosasaur, quetzalcoatlus, dimetrodon, plesiosaur, and pteranodon. Bottom left quadrant: donβt seem like dinosaurs x are dinosaurs. Silhouettes of penguin, egret, ostrich, pigeon, falcon. Bottom right: donβt seem like dinosaurs x are not dinosaurs. Silhouettes of squirrel, stapler, plant, person, and bicycle.]
Dinosaurs And Non-Dinosaurs
xkcd.com/3204/
Too much arthropod I guess π
09.02.2026 23:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Oh cool
I'm in the Creative and Artistic community yay