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πŸ”ž πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ he/they, closer to 50 than 25 | queer, trans, horny. Nerd. | writer of smut & kink | consistently inconsistent | ⚠️ sometimes I reblog dick ⚠️ oh and, genAI users Fuck Off πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ”ž

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The characters Hans and Henry from the Game Kingdom Come: Deliverance having sex shown from the waist up. Henry is riding on top. They hug in a tight embrace, holding the other close with a hand.

The characters Hans and Henry from the Game Kingdom Come: Deliverance having sex shown from the waist up. Henry is riding on top. They hug in a tight embrace, holding the other close with a hand.

The characters Hans and Henry from the Game Kingdom Come: Deliverance having sex shown from the waist up. They hug and kiss in a tight embrace, holding the other close with their hands, while Henry has one hand between their legs.

The characters Hans and Henry from the Game Kingdom Come: Deliverance having sex shown from the waist up. They hug and kiss in a tight embrace, holding the other close with their hands, while Henry has one hand between their legs.

The characters Hans and Henry from the Game Kingdom Come: Deliverance having sex shown from the waist up. Henry is topping Hans, bracing over him and holding one of his legs up in the front, while Hans holds Henry at the chest and nape. They are breathing each other in.

The characters Hans and Henry from the Game Kingdom Come: Deliverance having sex shown from the waist up. Henry is topping Hans, bracing over him and holding one of his legs up in the front, while Hans holds Henry at the chest and nape. They are breathing each other in.

Blush

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#Hansry #KCD #KCD2

23.08.2025 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 584    πŸ” 162    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2

The D3 shenanigans have been one of the highlights of my year too, I'm so happy you folks made it happen and are enjoying it so much!

12.10.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A digital illustration of the characters Hans and Henry from the Game Kingdom Come: Deliverance having sex. Henry's situated on top bracing on his arms and knees while Hans holds his hips close at the thighs. Both of them are gazing into the other's eyes as they rut together.

A digital illustration of the characters Hans and Henry from the Game Kingdom Come: Deliverance having sex. Henry's situated on top bracing on his arms and knees while Hans holds his hips close at the thighs. Both of them are gazing into the other's eyes as they rut together.

Here with you

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#Hansry #KCD #KCD2

12.10.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 437    πŸ” 111    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 1

GenAI truly was the worst technology to come along at this moment.

An energy and water guzzler when we most urgently need to take climate action.

A disinformation machine as our journalism fails.

A bias machine as fascism takes root.

A job killer in a cost of living crisis.

12.10.2025 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3419    πŸ” 1439    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 19
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Baldur's Gate 3's Astarion And Lae'zel Have A D&D Podcast, And It's Even Better Than It Sounds Neil Newbon and Devora Wilde head up a new real-play D&D podcast you have to hear.

Neil Newbon and Devora Wilde head up a new real-play D&D podcast you have to hear.

11.10.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Digital art of one knight giving oral to a bigger knight. The smaller one has his visor up, covering his eyes while he's licking up the fellow Knight's hard cock. The big one is holding the back of the smaller knight's helm, keeping him on his cock. He's shirtless, still wearing his aventail and helm, gauntlets and his lowered pants.

Digital art of one knight giving oral to a bigger knight. The smaller one has his visor up, covering his eyes while he's licking up the fellow Knight's hard cock. The big one is holding the back of the smaller knight's helm, keeping him on his cock. He's shirtless, still wearing his aventail and helm, gauntlets and his lowered pants.

Day 10 - Oral sex
#kinktober

10.10.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 478    πŸ” 101    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

Noice, I need to watch it again.. it's been years

10.10.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is Black Sheep the one about zombie sheep πŸ˜† loved that movie

10.10.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's gorgeous! 😍

09.10.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dishy is the worrrst 😩

04.10.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a sign that says no boat on it Alt: The love boat

Adding yet another installment of @d3podcastshow.bsky.social to my pile of Favourite Episodes πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ Can't wait to see what the artists come up with for this one

04.10.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not a Midsomer Murders reference in my favourite D&D podcast 😍

04.10.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So stoked for it 🀩 I was just watching some of the episode 9 video and I've got tears on my face from laughing so hard πŸ˜‚

04.10.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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PLUNGE INTO THESE HOT GOURDS WITH YOUR LONG TOOLS AND WILLING FINGERS AND MAKE THEM SPILL THEIR SEED ALL OVER YOUR FRONT PORCH RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE NEIGHBORS

03.10.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 449    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 1
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#Hansry
Hans Capon woke up

1|2

01.10.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 739    πŸ” 143    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 1
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Hans Capon woke up

2|2

01.10.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 528    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0
A person is having a conversation with their brain floating in space. The person says β€œhello friend your job is to keep me happyβ€œ the brain replies β€œnah. my job is to keep you safe from real and imagined threatsβ€œ in the final panel. The person is in bed saying to themselves β€œI’m home it’s bedtime. I am totally safe”. The brain replies β€œOK, but what if… β€œ

A person is having a conversation with their brain floating in space. The person says β€œhello friend your job is to keep me happyβ€œ the brain replies β€œnah. my job is to keep you safe from real and imagined threatsβ€œ in the final panel. The person is in bed saying to themselves β€œI’m home it’s bedtime. I am totally safe”. The brain replies β€œOK, but what if… β€œ

What you think your brain is supposed to do

02.10.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 569    πŸ” 119    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 8
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hans is really enjoying henry's armor and his new kneeler..

#KCD2 #Hansry #fanart

02.10.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 229    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

Same πŸ˜… I retweet a pretty tiny proportion of what I'm hitting like on

01.10.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dixon and the Crawler Things almost never go according to plan in Dixon’s line of work. The particular way this job goes sideways is… more unusual than most.

mostly I write fanfic but occasionally I do original smutty work too, like this sci fi #monsterfucker short 😈

medium.com/exceptional-...

30.09.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dixon and the Crawler Things almost never go according to plan in Dixon’s line of work. The particular way this job goes sideways is… more unusual than most.

mostly I write fanfic but occasionally I do original smutty work too, like this sci fi #monsterfucker short 😈

medium.com/exceptional-...

30.09.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you ever worry about accidentally and unintentionally using a Real Person's full name when naming characters in your novels?

28.09.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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#ymwips #bloodweave #astarion revisiting this old one. Aaand once again adding to the neverending pile of WIPs 🫠

28.09.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 225    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2

The struggle is real 😩 πŸ’™

28.09.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œThis is chaos personified” πŸ˜‚

The absolutely not chaotic in the slightest Twenty-Sided Tavern panel at LACC is available to watch on the Twenty-Sided Tavern YouTube channel! There is a cheeky lil D3 podcast mention too which is awesome ☺️

πŸŽ₯ twentysidedtavern (YouTube)
πŸ“Ž youtu.be/pvIKVCyuaN4?...

28.09.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 135    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Gender is Shoes Or, one trans man reconciles identity with life before transition.

Wrote this little essay a couple years ago; I'm still pretty dang pleased with it
medium.com/the-identity...

26.09.2025 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are relaxing peacefully at home. Blue is on his computer, while Green is reading a book.

The doorbell rings, and both foxes jump into the air, startled by the sudden sound.

 Blue and Green are wrapped up together, frozen in fear as an unseen person speaks from the door.
Unseen maintenance fox: Hello, I'm here to change the air filter.

Blue and Green both relax, still coiled together but visibly relieved.
Blue: Oh thank goodness, I thought we got surprise guests.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are relaxing peacefully at home. Blue is on his computer, while Green is reading a book. The doorbell rings, and both foxes jump into the air, startled by the sudden sound. Blue and Green are wrapped up together, frozen in fear as an unseen person speaks from the door. Unseen maintenance fox: Hello, I'm here to change the air filter. Blue and Green both relax, still coiled together but visibly relieved. Blue: Oh thank goodness, I thought we got surprise guests.

26.09.2025 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3825    πŸ” 645    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 14
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Gender is Shoes Or, one trans man reconciles identity with life before transition.

Wrote this little essay a couple years ago; I'm still pretty dang pleased with it
medium.com/the-identity...

26.09.2025 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"I see you've finally found someone who loves you"

#hansry

20.09.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 302    πŸ” 114    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0

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