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πŸ”ž πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ he/they, closer to 50 than 25 | queer, trans, horny. Nerd. | writer of smut & kink | consistently inconsistent | ⚠️ sometimes I reblog dick ⚠️ oh and, genAI users Fuck Off πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ”ž

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I've put an offer up again this year if anyone would like some bespoke smut for a good cause 😁πŸ”₯
fth2026offerings.dreamwidth.org/402428.html

28.02.2026 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a Terrifying Predator indeed πŸ˜‚

28.02.2026 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the little feets πŸ˜­πŸ˜πŸ˜‚ I didn't even notice them at first

27.02.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

every day mood honestly

27.02.2026 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A wolf wearing a shirt that says "The Window Installers" fitting a window into a frame. He is saying "ha ha ha... ...Yes!"

A wolf wearing a shirt that says "The Window Installers" fitting a window into a frame. He is saying "ha ha ha... ...Yes!"

27.02.2026 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 6836    πŸ” 1820    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 12
a screenshot of a post from tumblr user slutdge. the text reads: i love being a pervert online with all of you. and below is an image of three generic cartoon people staring at each other with their arms on each others’ shoulders, smiling and blushing.

a screenshot of a post from tumblr user slutdge. the text reads: i love being a pervert online with all of you. and below is an image of three generic cartoon people staring at each other with their arms on each others’ shoulders, smiling and blushing.

🫢

26.02.2026 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4819    πŸ” 2148    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 39

Yayyy more podcast! πŸ’™

26.02.2026 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A bipedal red fox paints a rainbow across the sky. They have a determined look on their face.

To the right of the rainbow are segments of text from newspaper articles about grim news for LGBTQIA+ folks, especially trans folks.

On the left, there are flowers on the ground, with butterflies flittering about. The discouraging words are illegible faint smudges.

Artist: BriarhideIllust

A bipedal red fox paints a rainbow across the sky. They have a determined look on their face. To the right of the rainbow are segments of text from newspaper articles about grim news for LGBTQIA+ folks, especially trans folks. On the left, there are flowers on the ground, with butterflies flittering about. The discouraging words are illegible faint smudges. Artist: BriarhideIllust

Persist against all odds

25.02.2026 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5116    πŸ” 2216    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 9

I'm going to laugh every time I play that scene now πŸ˜†

22.02.2026 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I played for the first time recently and I didn't catch that 🀣 that's too good

22.02.2026 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
a poorly drawn cat sitting in a loaf position, connected by a cord to a wall outlet as if charging. above the cat, handwritten text reads: β€œzoomies are loading”

a poorly drawn cat sitting in a loaf position, connected by a cord to a wall outlet as if charging. above the cat, handwritten text reads: β€œzoomies are loading”

a cat sitting in a loaf position on beige carpet near a wall outlet. a white phone charger is plugged into the wall, and the cord curves across the floor toward the cat, creating the illusion that the cat is plugged in and charging

a cat sitting in a loaf position on beige carpet near a wall outlet. a white phone charger is plugged into the wall, and the cord curves across the floor toward the cat, creating the illusion that the cat is plugged in and charging

21.02.2026 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3536    πŸ” 938    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 12
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

18.02.2026 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 40929    πŸ” 10898    πŸ’¬ 313    πŸ“Œ 340

Snuggled up with my cat to read this and I was not disappointed! Also I really appreciated the final point, as someone who occasionally can't avoid being forced to use systems involving generative "AI" at work no matter how much I hate it.

15.02.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I agree! There's this pervasive idea that nobody could possibly be happy and content with their life and their social life if they're single, or seeing people but still preferring to live alone, or whatever... And I think it's a shame

14.02.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No potatoes AND no chocolate???? 😱 😭

14.02.2026 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I also don't really get it either, never have

14.02.2026 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Always the way isn't it 🀣 glad it's working!

13.02.2026 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

aaaahhhh 😍😍😍

13.02.2026 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nope 🀣

12.02.2026 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Diva Deville πŸ˜‚ πŸ’– πŸ’–

12.02.2026 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Delicious πŸ”₯ thank you

11.02.2026 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œbsky is boring!”

1) good
2) social media should not be a cornerstone of your everyday entertainment
3) I find new artists to follow every day and look at pretty art endlessly on here when I feel like it
4) get a tactile hobby where you create something with your hands
5) read book
6) walk outside

25.12.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 8400    πŸ” 2997    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 45

That expression πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜

11.02.2026 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a poorly drawn square cat

a poorly drawn square cat

an orange and white cat tightly curled inside a small cardboard box, filling it perfectly into a square shape!

an orange and white cat tightly curled inside a small cardboard box, filling it perfectly into a square shape!

square

10.02.2026 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5582    πŸ” 1247    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 17

It's so boring that all we get are the same stories re-done over and over again

10.02.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have colleagues who use genAI to write things or 'generate ideas' at work. I do not use genAI for anything at work.

Sooo guess whose workload now includes an infuriating amount of "fixing other people's shitty AI 'enhanced' output that they couldn't be arsed to think up, write, or edit properly"

10.02.2026 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TIL coldplay is british

10.02.2026 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Comic. [2x2 chart. Top left quadrant: seem like dinosaurs x are dinosaurs. Silhouettes of dinosaurs stegosaurus, triceratops, tyrannosaurus, velociraptor, and long-neck dinosaur. Top right quadrant: seem like dinosaurs x are not dinosaurs. Silhouettes of mosasaur, quetzalcoatlus, dimetrodon, plesiosaur, and pteranodon. Bottom left quadrant: don’t seem like dinosaurs x are dinosaurs. Silhouettes of penguin, egret, ostrich, pigeon, falcon. Bottom right: don’t seem like dinosaurs x are not dinosaurs. Silhouettes of squirrel, stapler, plant, person, and bicycle.]

Comic. [2x2 chart. Top left quadrant: seem like dinosaurs x are dinosaurs. Silhouettes of dinosaurs stegosaurus, triceratops, tyrannosaurus, velociraptor, and long-neck dinosaur. Top right quadrant: seem like dinosaurs x are not dinosaurs. Silhouettes of mosasaur, quetzalcoatlus, dimetrodon, plesiosaur, and pteranodon. Bottom left quadrant: don’t seem like dinosaurs x are dinosaurs. Silhouettes of penguin, egret, ostrich, pigeon, falcon. Bottom right: don’t seem like dinosaurs x are not dinosaurs. Silhouettes of squirrel, stapler, plant, person, and bicycle.]

Dinosaurs And Non-Dinosaurs

xkcd.com/3204/

09.02.2026 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 8684    πŸ” 1977    πŸ’¬ 102    πŸ“Œ 97

Too much arthropod I guess πŸ˜”

09.02.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh cool
I'm in the Creative and Artistic community yay

09.02.2026 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0