tweets mcgee is not changing his name to something else

Glad we're boiling the oceans in order to power a robot or that tells us to pack sandwiches for a car trip.

Not flushing the toilet is my sister's specialty. But this time! She's apparently on her period.

Case-sensitive?

He's just like me

Ok pretty sure I could punt the ball directly to the other team, someone pay me.

Random huge thunderstorm in November. Sure, why not?

HELLO BOILS AND GHOULS

Am I going to respond directly to them or passive-aggressively respond on my own timeline? I think you know the answer.

Thanks for popping into my mentions without even bothering to try to understand the point I was trying to make, bro.

fuck Cody

The Twins were so bad this year that I forgot the White Sox were worse.

wait that scott adams thing is real?

That's funny, the Dodgers and Padres had identical home records.

Hope this doesn't sound ironic if that back injury becomes more than just a rookie year nuisance.

I think the Dodgers got somewhat lucky that the rest of the division is either incompetent or threw the season on purpose.

I noticed that nobody threw 200 innings for them last week and was somewhat taken aback.

Can't decide if this is funnier out of context. So I'm leaving it out of context, suxxxxxxx it.

oh but to just dance on steel

who called it the "emergency room" instead of

*heroically* I think I like the new Guided By Voices record. No, not that one (although I did like that one).

why is there no good sports tonight

genuinely despicable bullshit from a guy who really needed to demonstrate that he's not way too fucking old, out of touch, and happy to sit cheek by jowl with the worst fascists on earth if it means he doesn't have to get near a Muslim

You don’t get to name your kid X Æ A-12 and then say “or whatever his name is” about anyone else.

"There are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue."

Damn, what a coincidence. All these news orgs keep laying off the same types of people while a bilious, rapey, leather-faced buffoon provides them cover and shakes them down for money to build a library named for a man who does not read.

Asking again if anyone remembers that long before Elon even made them purchasable "blue checkmark" was a synonym for "dipshit".

thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting.

now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.

boss: hey, did you give that insect realistic genitalia?
artist: sure did boss, real fuckin' wide urethra, just like you asked
boss: what

gasp

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Have I got news for you, friend.