@owennewo.bsky.social
Professional at dillydallying
Also got this lil guy around the house now :)
22.12.2024 02:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What’s up?
21.12.2024 23:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
:3
04.12.2024 18:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Roommates cat who doesn’t fuck with anyone but the couch
01.12.2024 19:37 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Less of a woof type more of a maow
30.11.2024 20:54 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Manager asked me how old I was when 9/11 happened I told him it happened 4 years before I was born and he look at me like I just killed his firstborn child
31.10.2024 03:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m too pretty to be changing my own oil life is unfair
31.10.2024 03:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0U bitches never even bumped that in ur life u r NOT SHIT!!!
31.10.2024 03:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Taco Bell only had diet baja blast
31.10.2024 03:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Life’s hard but I’m always living harder
31.10.2024 03:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mobile order for getsomepussy556
31.10.2024 03:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just tried to unlock the wrong car in a Publix parking lot I’ll never be nonchalant -10000 aura
31.10.2024 03:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Me when actively rage baiting my friends into a topic I have no idea about
31.10.2024 03:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Fw me
27.10.2024 14:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Meowing on main like I’m a barn cat
23.10.2024 23:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Wednesdays with you
23.10.2024 16:10 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
