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Loy Cypher

@loycifer.bsky.social

P̶r̶i̶n̶c̶e̶ squire of D̶a̶r̶k̶n̶e̶s̶s̶ dimness. He/him, but for 5 bucks you can call me whatever you want. Will not be nice to racists, homophobes, transphobes, MAGAs, Nazis, genocide apologists, or people who think Kingdom Hearts 3 was the best one.

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Latest posts by loycifer.bsky.social on Bluesky

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a woman wearing a plaid apron says he look-a like-a man ALT: a woman wearing a plaid apron says he look-a like-a man
09.10.2025 06:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Crash is absolutely Scorpio hahaha. Yeah let's put The Fly on Capricorn.

Videodrome for Leo, The Brood for Libra?

09.10.2025 00:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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spongebob and squidward from spongebob squarepants are walking on the beach ALT: spongebob and squidward from spongebob squarepants are walking on the beach
08.10.2025 23:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

107 😭

08.10.2025 23:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Too on the nose if Gemini is Dead Ringers?

08.10.2025 23:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Cheshire cat says, "We are all mad here."  Alice respons with, "At me?"

Cheshire cat says, "We are all mad here." Alice respons with, "At me?"

08.10.2025 23:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think Aquarius should be replaced by Naked Lunch

08.10.2025 23:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I don't believe in lizard people, but if I had to imagine what their faces looked like...

08.10.2025 22:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman standing in front of a poster that says " prevent treat & cure canine disease " Alt: Shameless flirting

Omg i didn't know you could play the table drum

08.10.2025 14:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Naziferatu!! 🤣

08.10.2025 14:48 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

They were a bit generous, i think

08.10.2025 12:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

One box?

08.10.2025 11:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Clearly you just made them insecure

07.10.2025 17:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No lies detected

07.10.2025 16:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The dinner scene from Rocky Horror

The dinner scene from Rocky Horror

That's a rather tender subject. Another slice, anyone?

#RockyHorror #RHPS

07.10.2025 16:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

His posts are always so angry when the special k wears off

06.10.2025 16:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a blue shirt and shorts is standing on the side of a road . ALT: a man in a blue shirt and shorts is standing on the side of a road .
06.10.2025 16:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So "The Origin of the Species" is just the spot from which he would kick them?

06.10.2025 16:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Finally.

06.10.2025 16:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like in the 90s?

06.10.2025 16:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman is holding a crystal ball in her hand . ALT: a woman is holding a crystal ball in her hand .
06.10.2025 16:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Does she exclusively marry gay men?

06.10.2025 14:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
PJ Harvey, Björk, Tori Amos

PJ Harvey, Björk, Tori Amos

The holy trinity

06.10.2025 11:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Gorgeous!

06.10.2025 11:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is "toenails through my letterbox" a euphemism? Ouch.

05.10.2025 13:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

These kinds of people always turn out to be much worse than the "immorality" they protest.

05.10.2025 13:23 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You can't call it ranch though, that'll just activate everyone's prejudice. You have to invent a european-sounding name for it, like "bauernhof sauce".

05.10.2025 08:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

As fast as fast can be, you'll never catch me!

04.10.2025 19:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That made me titter.

04.10.2025 02:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Powerhungry psychotic racist shits.

03.10.2025 22:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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