The Sadie of the Dead

I’m playing CSI: Fatal Conspiracy for the PS3 and the first case is about the dangers of weed addiction

And it’d have Trump’s full support is the funniest part

I think Mamdani winning is more likely to trigger a lib Jan 6 than Trump getting reelected ever was

Defend NYC, a pro-Cuomo super PAC operated by Trump adviser Jason Meister, is spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on sending out this text message to NYC voters, hoping it'll convince them to vote Cuomo for mayor, new filings show.

eddie vedder patiently explaining the appeal of shiny hunting in pokemon games

Zionism is a wholly separate entity from Judaism with different values and tenets than Judaism but believes itself wholeheartedly to BE Judaism. So it makes sense that they think republicans are NOW antisemitic.

“Now go to sleep, Kevin—or once again I’ll have to knock three times and summon the Floating Head of Death.”

“Now go to sleep, Kevin—or once again I’ll have to knock three times and summon the Floating Head of Death.”

AEW has been hugely successful this year by doing the exact thing this article is advocating for, why would they exclude that???

There’s enough actual stuff to get mad at the nfl for

This is complete clickbait btw, the Sting concert is two days before the Super Bowl lmao

Cackling at the end of that “I tried dating conservative guys” Cosmo article. The liberal did nothing to really push back on the fascist and so he thought of her as an ally HMMM YOU DONT SAY

Burning the oceans and spitting in gods face to create a version of Tom Clancy’s The Division that was never touched by human hands

It’s crazy the extent to which the new Pokemon is a Yakuza

Oh, so when Zohran Mamdani calls his father's cousin his "aunt," it's fine with you people, but when *I* call Knuckles the Echidna my "biological son" and post Sora-generated videos of me giving birth to him, it's somehow "disgusting"

Disrupting the frozen pizza space by putting instructions on the box that make the pizza come out good

What is this. Who taught her to do this.

uh, that’s not “reimagining” the novel. that’s…the novel.

My only contribution to the Gooner Discourse is that I think JOI and guided meditation are kinda the same thing and probably have very similar benefits for their adherents

I’d struggle to think of an album off the top of my head with a five song run this strong right up top

Welcome Interstate Managers technically has states in the title and contains the song Hackensack. I am very smart.

Every time a game opens with the FMOD logo there is part of me that’s like “the fuck did you just call me”

Pokémon and Powerwash Sim 2 dropping within a week of each other and Silent Hill 2 remake hitting PlayStation plus in between while I’m still midway into this Control replay, it is literally Too Much

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-stealing huge handful of my partner’s pita chips- god I wish weed didn’t make me Evil

If I had a tv show I’d make ads that made medical promises. I’d say watching my show could heal you.

god bless mad magazine. a three-hour historical stanley kubrick epic? you better believe we're going to parody it in our magazine for children

“More than just” AND an em dash, oh baby

Listening, learning

-earth where splatoon came out on the snes- Whoomp! There’s a squid!

If you think about it the real “top surgery” is electrolysis (the hair in the top layer)