Christoph Johnson

Hi, I’m an Early 2010s Tech CEO I wear the same T-shirt every day, and I have a relatably unkempt haircut. I remind you of the smart kids from high school, so I give you hope that...

"I’m an engineer, so I have an objective, scientific view of the world. Everything I do is thought out and logical, and it means I won’t ever have the desire to surround myself with MBAs and yes-men who let me win at Catan."

I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.

Hello, old friend.

This is excellent, thanks!

Where are the crime comics and how can I get my hands on them?

Mangetout

I could murder an Impossible burger right now.

Read to the end of this one. Trust me.

It’s always frustrating when you have to explain the joke

Twitter is owned by a neo-Nazi, the LA Times, Washington Post, and Wall Street Journal are owned by pro-Trump billionaires, and CBS News will soon be run by a far-right Likud extremist. American media still has a liberal bias problem.

As right-wing oligarchs were buying up mainstream and social media, the mistake everyone else made was thinking that these purchases were based on a normal assessment of value. Remember when Elon Musk “overpayed” for Twitter?

They understood that controlling the message and narrative is priceless.

Yeah good point

I’d have to explore the issue with corpus data but it seems like FYI modifies explicit assertions?

Looking forward to this!

Human Intelligence™ - Christopher Johnson Linguist & writer. Graffitist & dissident. Thoughtpunk. Ex-Analytical Linguist at Twitter.

I talked to Kira and Ned from the Human Intelligence Institute about generative AI, meaning, and creativity: www.humanintelligence.news/p/human-inte...

A picture of the food described in the post. All tangled and yellow and green and brown, sitting on a long irregular red trivet on a blue tablecloth just visible at the corners.

Chaotic clean cooking: whole wheat pasta with yellow cherry tomato and green bean sauce topped with toasted walnuts and Parm. Cherries and beans organic from garden.

I’m like Wednesday Addams except my palette includes gray and navy.

Organic tomatoes and corn I just picked from my back yard. I am a farm boy.

I’m actually pretty sexy if you squint and give me a fighting chance.

That’s like a deep proverb right there

But is this about my spine the cat says

Dudes, if you can’t please a cat then you need some instruction

Eminently reasonable

The least creative people in the world are trying to make computers do creativity

Tbf I think women were done with Asmongold a long time ago.

I’m just high on life! And also cannabis.

Man’s Use Of ‘Babe’ Increases Exponentially As Girlfriend Closes In On Truth

Man’s Use Of ‘Babe’ Increases Exponentially As Girlfriend Closes In On Truth
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I hate the dating apps. Organic free-range dating is where it’s at.

This is how insane people sound when you tell them why A.I. is bad

Oops I forgot to be old