Miss Motormouth Maybelle 💜🙃✌🏾

This is a Mariska Hargitay stan account.

Gray

Maybe there’s bird shit on my shirt I ain’t know about 🤷🏾‍♀️😭

Beyoncé in Summer Renaissance ☺️ my girl said I wa wa wa what I wa wa waaaa & you just gotta do it back 😭😭😭😭

She stole more bread from me & stole my weed too 🤦🏾‍♀️

My phone or a nap

Peter piper picked a plethora of pickled pumpkins 😭 I couldn’t remember one of them p words so I just threw one in there lmfaoooo

Finding a tj maxx, marshalls or home goods 😭😭😭😭

You’re absolutely right queen I just twerked after I hit send on this skeet 😭😭😭😭😭

I’m from around the way I’m not too picky 😭 ion really got a preference except no Deer Park & no fucking Dasani

Freezing cuz it’s easier for me to warm up

Homophobia 😭 cuz y’all the only ones who care so bad that niggas be gay it’s weird 😩😭

$120 per kid per hour thanks

& I’m working on not being afraid to show it 💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾

Cankles cuz at least I could maybe hide them in pants or something 😭😭😭😭

Jelly please

Damn maybe like 12 years ago I’m slacking lmaoooo

Have you seen women???? Specifically Black women???? 🥺😭🥴

7 cuz it’s closer to 10 😭

Orange

Pink

So happy to be a part of gang 🥹💜✨

Definitely did 🤦🏾‍♀️ cuz I feel like it could’ve gotten stretched out for at least 2 or 3 more seasons if they wanted

Technically yes lol but they cancelled it because there was a wedding between 2 of the gems & I guess they didn’t wanna look like they really support that 🙄 so they told the creator if you put the wedding in we’re gonna cancel you & she said do it bitch cuz I’m not taking it out 🤷🏾‍♀️😭

Waking up with joy & going to bed the same way. Being surrounded by the people & things that make me happy. Having the privilege to just get up & do what I want whenever I want.

Anytime, Anyplace - Janet Jackson
It makes me feel like this 😭😭😭

Honorable mention: Samuel L. Jackson

Just finished rewatching it for the umpteenth time 😭 Steven Universe is truly a masterpiece & I’ll never forgive Cartoon Network for ending it cuz they hate gay niggas 🤦🏾‍♀️

Everybody’s mad because we’re the originators 🤷🏾‍♀️ like being upset that my hair can defy gravity & my skin is the same color as the earth & my resilience is incredible to see & so much more. Niggas be mad cuz we’re everything & they know that. We’re the only ones that gotta truly lock in.

When my friend was murdered it made me realize that I wasn’t as untouchable as I thought & that life truly can be snatched from you in an instant. Before her I hadn’t known anyone that died that I was close enough to for it to really hurt me. I was fucked up for months behind it (still am tbh)