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oh so last week y'all showed off your holes on my prompt but this is too much ok ok got it got it

05.08.2025 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It should be known i've watched nearly every single Bloodborne video essay & analysis on youtube so nothing is new to me apart from actually playing it

05.08.2025 23:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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friend is bringing over his ps4 so i can play Bloodborne for the first time

05.08.2025 23:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's funny to see the blocklists i get added to. like the one for "tankies"

05.08.2025 22:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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that being said, it's good that she's supporting mamdani. it just makes me go "oh NOW?!"

05.08.2025 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you are correct and i think her current stance is good

05.08.2025 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh my god you just reminded me how people were saying it was sexist to call her a snake bc of adam and eve. what the fuck was even happening during that primary everyone was just insane

05.08.2025 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i will

05.08.2025 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bernie

05.08.2025 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

italian horror fans'll be like "you don't know Argento Fusilli? Oh, you must see "The Yellow Knife." It's shot all in green, except the blood. There's a 45 minute shot of a nun crucifying a clown with huge needles. A masterpiece"

05.08.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 820    ๐Ÿ” 151    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 30

im sorry to all my oomfs who have sent me snapchats my hair is ugly and i need to get it cut before i reply

05.08.2025 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wow

05.08.2025 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Caption: Bring your daughter to work day ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Caption: Bring your daughter to work day ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Picture: man taking a gym selfie with a labubu hooked to his necklace

dudes rock

05.08.2025 20:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i don't have strong feelings about who she is as a person

05.08.2025 20:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

evil sydney sweeney: my jeans aren't blue

05.08.2025 19:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

either this place is boring or chaos take your pick

05.08.2025 19:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

woah thats crazy bc thats every day in my household

05.08.2025 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lets see the GOP try and redraw this pussy ๐Ÿซฐ๐Ÿฝ

05.08.2025 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what picture are you using to defend your bulge card

05.08.2025 19:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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a woman in a red dress pouring oil into a car ALT: a woman in a red dress pouring oil into a car
05.08.2025 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so like. it looks to me like he's doing a rocket ship gesture like an 8 year old.

05.08.2025 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean. we basically know Mekare's whole story and then she became a braindead vegetable ๐Ÿ˜ญ i love Pandora but other subplot like...i did not give a wet fart about Baby Jenks.

05.08.2025 18:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the new healthcare slogan should be "medicare for all. or else!"

05.08.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if you don't believe people should have access to healthcare i don't believe you should have your skin attached to your body

05.08.2025 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sorry y'all i just don't believe in voting anymore that's what got us here in the first place

05.08.2025 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

these people should be stripped and dragged behind a horse through the streets they're not gonna respond to boo's and heckles

05.08.2025 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

gonna start putting pins on oomfs nudes

05.08.2025 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so many to introduce characters that won't matter at all. they're just there for the final scene

05.08.2025 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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