@theblueprint.bsky.social
astronauts don’t even go to the moon anymore
love these almost got one instead of my jetta
25.12.2023 14:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0why did the app icon turn into a britney spears album cover
24.12.2023 16:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
28.07.2023 13:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
https://youtu.be/Bsb9T1g5nlE
25.07.2023 11:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0nothing would be funnier than musk getting his ass beat by zuckerberg and then seeing nothing but memes about it on his site for a week
12.07.2023 17:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i shower every evening and the most indulgent thing i do is shower every morning fresh out of bed too
11.07.2023 01:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0where the hoes at?
(sincere inquiry)
i always feel like i should have taken one more day off than i did
05.07.2023 11:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0PBR is the best beer to drink outside imo
04.07.2023 21:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i’m gonna go wash my car
04.07.2023 14:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0worked out for an hour with my earbuds in and didn’t listen to anything but the noise canceling
04.07.2023 11:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i been obsessed with these item restoration videos on youtube where the restorer is absolutely awful at their craft
04.07.2023 04:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0had some really good lasagna a month ago and haven't stopped thinking about it since. it was catering so if i had to buy a party size tray that'd be okay.
03.07.2023 22:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0when will microsoft teams let me leave vague, passive aggressive away messages
03.07.2023 16:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i’m at that stage of my life where i want a vaguely obnoxious but good natured vanity plate
02.07.2023 23:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i know the phase is “exorcise your demons” but exercising mine works pretty well for me
02.07.2023 20:58 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
