Bad JD

Veep Vance calls sex workers from the Epstein files and then forces them to join ICE, threatening federal prosecution. #dontbelikejd

Veep Vance orders to divert flow from the local dam to wash off all the dirt after touching the Epstein files. #dontbelikejd

Veep Vance makes the Army Corps of Engineers change the outflows of lakes in Ohio because Usha can't get wet with him as a husband. #dontbelikejd

Veep Vance wants WSJ to show the letter because he wasn't a client but rather the underage actor. #dontbelikejd

Veep Vance won't admit that he's the one who carried the letter on his body before jumping out of a cake for Epstein's 50th birthday. #dontbelikejd

Veep Vance doesn't send birthday cards with silhouettes of naked women but sends sends birthday cards with samples of plush couch upholstery. #dontbelikejd

Veep Vance breaks ties for the greedy while Harris did so for the needy. #dontbelikejd

Veep Vance drops economic populism from the big beautiful bill because he thinks Medicaid block grants stifle creativity. #dontbelikejd

Veep Vance thinks free transportation should be limited to private jets and carts on golf courses. #dontbelikejd

Veep Vance chops off people's fingers and tells them to get over it. #dontbelikejd

Veep Vance denied Mads Mikkelsen entry into the United States because he was upset someone mocked his face. #dontbelikejd

Veep Vance is an amalgamate of every child who vanishes during a Wonka Chocolate Factory tour. #dontbelikejd

The agency who gets user fees is the FDA, and they have to divest any resources from pharma. It would be great if both houses did the same. You would know this as a Senator that you don't have to divest. Go back to filibustering as well as Jar Jar Binks.

I'm sorry. I can't fuck couches all day long.

Veep Vance offers to broker peace talks between Musk and Trump like Oslo did between Palestine and Israel. #dontbelikejd

Well, we can't encourage FAVES principles in AI because that encourages DEI. I'm in with DUI writing, though. Maybe Hegseth can write it for you next time.

Veep Vance's Number 1 Summer Jam is "Sectional Healing." It's sofa king great. #dontbelikejd

Trump tweet: My next TRUTH will be one of the most important and impactful I have ever issued. ENJOY!

Veep Vance wants to ban logistic regression and require everyone use linear probability models. #dontbelikejd

Veep Vance thinks that germ theory is only a theory and hence should be treated with skepticism. #dontbelikejd

Veep Vance tweets that the Star Wars trilogy is underrated.

Veep Vance thinks Attack of the Clones is the best Star Wars movie because he filibustered as well as Jar Jar Binks when he was a US Senator from Ohio. #dontbelikejd #usetheforce #sithleaders #starwars

Veep Vance writes in the @washingtonpost.com that he and POTUS are keeping their promise to Make America Assholes Again. #dontbelikejd

Veep Vance asks, "Who gave these justices a right to judge us?" #dontbelikejd

Veep Vance's meeting at the Vatican made the Pope lose the will to live. #dontbelikejd

Veep Vance bans all DEIA activities but encourages DUI activities. #dontbelikejd

Veep Vance gets jealous when SecDef Hegseth shares his signal chats with his wife but not with him. #dontbelikejd

Veep Vance cures everyone's imposter syndrome. #dontbelikejd

Veep Vance tells us to find 20 million illegal aliens, or he'll start deporting citizens. Oh, wait... #dontbelikejd

Veep Vance argues with Pope Francis that due process is for libtards. #dontbelikejd

Veep Vance insists that Jesus didn't die for our sins but instead died for tariffs. #dontbelikejd

Veep Vance demands unrealistic job requirements on LinkedIn such as "Past Republican President without felony convictions." #dontbelikejd