why so smol if not for choke?

blorbo is real and I must ask her permission before sealing her in a plastic bag (she said no)

many....

ha.

i might not be able to draw but at least pressure-canned ouhinui is real

still waiting on necessary info from the contractor (explodes)

I want to go home to mald more….

i took a call from a local area code thinking it was from one of the contractors but it was from a scammer pretending to be Comcast (or Comcast, same thing)

apply downwards pressure

[single muffled high-pitched screech]

house

blep

oatmeal is pudding you're allowed to eat for breakfast

unfortunately the world keeps happening

im sooooooooo fixed.

the pork brain meatloaf thing is a strong contender for the best thing I'll eat all year. Let that clown cook!!!

buying myself dinner to make myself feel better and restaurant of choice is like. Balatrocore

sticking my entire face into my cat;s belly. World peace

Black and white studio photo of a grey or black shorthaired tuxedo cat sitting up on a small table next to a doll in a long white dress. The doll is in perfect condition and would’ve been considered very beautiful and perfect for little girls at the time but tends to appear creepy to modern eyes.

Treasures. From my collection, no date/info.

Waterboarded myself with some really dogshit mass market fiction and I’m so glad to read the normal sentences in mediocre mass market nonfiction

it's sooooooooooo fun paying double rent

oh that's SO cute............ I want one for myself negl

I would like to be kindly allowed to make some non-structural renovations in the apartment that I own so I can move into it at some point

it feels so nice to have a day almost entirely free of meetings so I can actually work

I wish mega kumako was real

'congee' comes from Tamil! TIL

i don't think it's responsible to disconnect from the news but it's bad out here lol

I want to have a nice private padded room shoutbox and a separate list (or account) of people I don’t interact with but like the content of 🥲