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Trump Imposes 100% Tax On Movies Where Slaves Escape WASHINGTON—In an effort to bring an end to what he described as an anti-American trend in filmmaking, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Monday imposing a 100% tax on the profits of movi...

Trump Imposes 100% Tax On Movies Where Slaves Escape

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/

Man all them scary Jim Henson puppets from the 80’s can fuck right off. Labyrinth and Dark Crystal are nightmare fuel.

Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.

Of course Jackie Rosen was one of the cunts to vote this way.

Fuck these assholes.

Cat owners are the laziest pet owners.

Physical media night with Jurassic Park on VHS and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas on dvd loaded up.

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We’re about to fly out to Pennsylvania and we are stoked for this.

Needs a new belt and needle. Luckily I’m buying Emily a new table for Yule this year. This one has had many years of service

Should have called it the beef eater 2.

Sometimes I get smell-mares. Like when I think of the smell of my high school’s cafeteria serving hashbrowns in the morning. Nightmare fuel. Smellmares.

Me beating the shit out of screamo/emo kids since the early 2000’s

When the Norwegian Black metal hits the speakers my wife's noise cancelling hit her ears...

I don’t even like to drink…..if anyone in Vegas want to come by for a beer I got some. I just wanted a couple cans.

If we don’t take action now, this is the Christian-techno society of the future.

Marbled purple? It’s like they know me.

I can't wait to finally buy the foreclosure of my dreams. Your covid home is about to be MINE.

Remember when that Nazi's throat just exploded spontaneously?

I’ll have to let go of yet another healthcare provider here in Las Vegas. Not because of the PhDs, but because of the incompetent office staff. There should be clear hiring standards for office workers.

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Friday night out at the arts district. drive.proton.me/urls/Z85JEJK...
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Today’s record store buys

I use to go to my local 7/11 for free pizza they were about to throw out around 11 but yeah that pepperoni pizza rips me up.

We have to protect Sir David Attenborough at all costs.

Just got back from the Riyadh Comedy Festival and boy are my arms chopped off.