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Michael Ulloa

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๐Ÿ”ฅHelping you navigate the fitness industry BS ๐ŸŒŸFollow for daily tips

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This is your friendly reminder that we could all eat and exercise exactly the same way...

and still our bodies would all look completely different.

09.05.2025 07:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œOh congrats, you lost weight!โ€

Or maybe itโ€™s stress. Maybe itโ€™s an eating disorder. Maybe itโ€™s cancer. Maybe itโ€™s bad mental health.

You have absolutely no idea what someone is going through so please stop commenting on otherโ€™s peopleโ€™s bodies.

18.12.2024 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m a personal trainer.

I eat cereal for breakfast.
I skip workouts when Iโ€™m tired.
My body is not my business card - how my body looks means nothing.
No, I donโ€™t want to do an ice bath.
Fasting is overrated. Eat whenever you want.
No, you donโ€™t need to buy that supplement.

Have a good day.

15.12.2024 08:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Attention all standing desk users ๐Ÿ‘€

05.12.2024 07:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me training to be a personal trainer:
โ€œThis will be fun. I get to help people improve their health!โ€

Me ten years later:
โ€œI promise that fruit is good for you and, Iโ€™m begging you, please stop putting coffee up your butts.โ€

22.11.2024 09:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone's before and after photos tells me absolutely nothing about their behaviours or health.

Someone's 'what I eat in a day' post tells me absolutely nothing about their journey or relationship with food.

Stop working out and eating to look like someone else. Find your path.

21.11.2024 14:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People aren't happy just being into nutrition anymore.

Theyโ€™ve also gotta believe a bunch of really stupid shit and make it their entire personality too. Itโ€™s exhausting.

21.11.2024 12:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hold on hold on.

So raw milk folk really are telling people to boil their raw milk before drinking it?

Wtf do these people think pasteurisation is?!

15.11.2024 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With how messed up the online โ€œwellnessโ€ space is going to be once the orange one takes over, we need as many evidence based coaches on here calling out this nonsense as possible.

If thatโ€™s what you are here for, Iโ€™m an online personal trainer and performance nutritionist based in Edinburgh ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ Hey!

13.11.2024 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me training to be a personal trainer:
โ€œThis will be fun. I get to help people improve their health!โ€

Me ten years later:
โ€œI promise that fruit is good for you and, Iโ€™m begging you, please stop putting coffee up your butts.โ€

13.11.2024 13:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0