Mike Andrelczyk

Submarines, a novel by Mike Andrelczyk — Malarkey July 2026 Preorders will be signed by the author and shipped out in June/July 2026, accompanied by a bookmark and a bonus micro-chapbook of the author’s poetry. Broke, burned out and paranoid, the ...

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Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Sample page from my novel “Submarines” coming out with Malarkey this summer.

More Books from Gob Pile Press SAINT LIZARD by Jon Berger   Jon Berger follows up his debut story collection, GOON DOG, with SAINT LIZARD, a collection of poems from the...

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Endless | STRUNG Mike Andrelczyk on the endless tennis match between John Isner and Nicolas Mahut.

“Endless” is a poem about the longest tennis match in history which is still going on even today

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Fun World! (Mike Andrelczyk) Shit maybe it’s not a fun world Oh wait I just remembered gorillas can do sign language On the news there is footage of a hotel exploding Charts of diseases spreading, images of cities burning, peo…

We return with two new pieces tomorrow, but before then, make time to read The Bulb Region writer Mike Andrelczyk's (@mikeandrelczyk.bsky.social) timely little poem in @rejectionlit.bsky.social.

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Three Poems, by Mike Andrelczyk — The Bulb Region Three Poems — Mike Andrelczyk Fig Poem #2 midnight and I'm building a bread box for...

“I have studied you for 4,747 nights and still
I do not really understand you.
I can say I adore your brown eyes.”

Three delicious poems by Mike Andrelczyk (@mikeandrelczyk.bsky.social) in The Bulb Region today.

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The world is a mess. Buy books.

Submarines, a novel by Mike Andrelczyk — Malarkey July 2026 Preorders will be signed by the author and shipped out in June/July 2026, accompanied by a bookmark and a bonus micro-chapbook of the author’s poetry. Broke, burned out and paranoid, the ...

Take a gamble on Submarines, an episodic novel about a millennial fuckup in a deadend job who bets on baseball and doesn’t ever know what he’s doing. If you know @mikeandrelczyk.bsky.social you probably don’t need much convincing but trust me it’s good!

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Merry Christmas!

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2026 Book Club — Malarkey Buy a year’s worth of books and zines with the Malarkey Book Club. In 2026 you’ll get copies of: The Walls Are Closing In On Us , a novel by Joshua Trent Brown Terrestrial , a novella by Suzy...

From now to the end of the year we’re offering 15% off anything we’ve got with code MALARKEY. Will post book links below but this is a great opportunity to join the book club even cheaper. A year of book mail for $120 but with the discount it’s $102.

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Mike Andrelczyk ~ The Laundry Room - New World Writing Quarterly It was a slow day at the hotel. I kept checking my walkie-talkie to make sure it was on. I went down to the laundry room. “What’s up Mr. Moneybags,” Olivia

Another “Submarines” excerpt called “The Laundry Room”

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Submarines

Burger King - Farewell Transmission The phone rang. It was Donnie. He thanked me for dropping off the mail and wanted to know if I would bring him four Burger King cheeseburgers, two fries and two Dr. Peppers and said he’d pay me back. ...

Here’s “Burger King” another little taste of “Submarines” — a novel coming out with @malarkeybooks.bsky.social next summer:

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Evening crowd, the moment you’ve been waiting for is here: you can finally preorder @mikeandrelczyk.bsky.social’s novel!

So excited for this book! Preorder a signed copy now. It’ll be signed and we’re going to throw some bonuses at you but that doesn’t matter all that much because Submarines is everything. Snag this book; help us do it up. 15% off with code PREORDER at malarkeybooks.com/store/submar...

2026 Book Club — Malarkey Buy a year’s worth of books and zines with the Malarkey Book Club. In 2026 you’ll get copies of: The Walls Are Closing In On Us , a novel by Joshua Trent Brown Terrestrial , a novella by Suzy...

Maybe you’d like to re-up your book club subscription. Maybe you’ve read some Malarkey titles and want to get more sent to your house on a semi-regular basis. 2026 Book Club is only $120 and we’re going to throw in as much bonus material as we can.

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Hair Shirt, poems by Adrian Sobol — Malarkey Preorder. Publishing April 2025. Preorders will be signed by the author. Get a free sample here HAIR SHIRT, Adrian Sobol’s second full-length poetry collection, continues his particular take...

If you like poetry you need to read @yoadrianididit.bsky.social. I’d argue that if you don’t like poetry you need to read Adrian and maybe you’ll change your mind. Hair Shirt is on sale for $15. Comes with a couple stickers, and three zines.

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Thanks John!

Thank you!

Have liked this one for awhile, excited to see it part of a full book next year

DOG TRACING by Mike Andrelczyk I just remembered a maintenance man I used to work with who said he liked to get drunk and trace his dog on big sheets of paper and his garden was lined with pieces of broken hotel sinks. I just remem...

Here’s a short story that became part of a novel called “Submarines” coming out with Malarkey in 2026: xraylitmag.com/dog-tracing-...

Last day for this!

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Amazon’s prime day profits are down 41%. To celebrate, until midnight you can get 41% off anything in our store with code 41% at malarkeybooks.com/store

Many of these words will be in a book coming out with @malarkeybooks.bsky.social in 2026!

In 2026:

The Walls Are Closing In On Us, a novel by @trentbwrites.bsky.social

Terrestrial, a novella by @suzyeynon.bsky.social

Submarines, a novel by @mikeandrelczyk.bsky.social

The Inaccessible Rail, a novel by @rogerjva.bsky.social

Submarines, a novel by Mike Andrelczyk (Malarkey, July 2026)