Mike Andrelczyk

Submarines

Burger King - Farewell Transmission The phone rang. It was Donnie. He thanked me for dropping off the mail and wanted to know if I would bring him four Burger King cheeseburgers, two fries and two Dr. Peppers and said he’d pay me back. ...

Here’s “Burger King” another little taste of “Submarines” — a novel coming out with @malarkeybooks.bsky.social next summer:

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Thanks John!

Thank you!

Have liked this one for awhile, excited to see it part of a full book next year

DOG TRACING by Mike Andrelczyk I just remembered a maintenance man I used to work with who said he liked to get drunk and trace his dog on big sheets of paper and his garden was lined with pieces of broken hotel sinks. I just remem...

Here’s a short story that became part of a novel called “Submarines” coming out with Malarkey in 2026: xraylitmag.com/dog-tracing-...

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Many of these words will be in a book coming out with @malarkeybooks.bsky.social in 2026!

In 2026:

The Walls Are Closing In On Us, a novel by @trentbwrites.bsky.social

Terrestrial, a novella by @suzyeynon.bsky.social

Submarines, a novel by @mikeandrelczyk.bsky.social

The Inaccessible Rail, a novel by @rogerjva.bsky.social

Submarines, a novel by Mike Andrelczyk (Malarkey, July 2026)

I hiked Lucifer Falls and all I got was the pun like two years later

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when I write first-person pov fiction / poems anything cool, smart, interesting or funny that happens is based on my real life and anything mean, stupid, bad or lame that happens is made up.

Four sentences that made it through several drafts of my novel “Submarines”:

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Nice one Ben!

Added 60,183 words after this

Great painting!

Four paintings

PRAISE FOR HAIR SHIRT "Sobol can do no wrong. HAIR SHIRT is a parade of nonstop delights, full of unapologetic pomp and tender pop song-like poems dedicated to the pump and dump culture of the apocalypse. Brilliant and often hilarious, the poems in HAIR SHIRT continue to grow long after you put the book down." - Mike Andrelezyk, author of Tennis Leg and !!!

Reason 40 to buy Hair Shirt: it’s “Brilliant and often hilarious,” in the words of @mikeandrelczyk.bsky.social

Hair Shirt, poems by Adrian Sobol — Malarkey Preorder. Publishing April 2025. Preorders will be signed by the author. Get a free sample here HAIR SHIRT, Adrian Sobol’s second full-length poetry collection, continues his particular take...

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It’s February 16, 2025 and it’s February 16, 2024 and it’s June 24, 2010 and it’s March 10, 2999. Some of “Endless,” an 1,826-word poem at the end of “Tennis Leg.” Recently featured in the Strung newsletter. 🎾 🦵