👣 Nudist Jamie 👣

HAPPY VERNAL EQUINOX EVERYONE!

SPRING
by Nudist Jamie (Floridian)

Winter's over; and let me tell you dude,

It's so great having a new attitude.

'Twas a long cold TWO WEEKS,

With no sun on my cheeks.

Now, spirit's renewed - for I am "re-nude"!

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🙄🙄🙄 😞😞😞

I am nearly 65, and don't understand this post. I shall not follow the link, for I am certain the jargon will only lead to even more confusion.🫤

Btw, GET OFF MY LAWN!

I stopped asking "Why do cats ______?" a LONG time ago!

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Absolutely!

While I have never worn a lanyard while nude, I can attest that wearing any type of footwear while nude makes me feel "more nude" than when I am nude & barefoot.😁

Yes!

Over here, "rubber" has an ENTIRELY different meaning!😁

Not yet.
In Florida --
Fall = Dec.
Winter = Jan.
Spring = Feb.
Summer = March -- Nov.

SUMMER
by Nudist Jamie

SUMMERTIME, and it sure is nice.

I love living in Paradise.

The Sunshine State is the "goodest",

For those of us who are nudist.

Try it! You'll like it!! Won't think twice!!!

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*pffffft* 😁

Florida = nude outside 340+ days/year

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And . . . BLOCKED!

You're in luck! My nextdoor neighbor recently died, and the house will be for rent soon after a few minor repairs.

Bonus: Florida = nude outside 340+ days/year!

Sometimes, my face aches from smiling so much!

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Notice who is smiling, and who is not!

It reminds me of the VERY FIRST thing I noticed on my first visit to a "clothing optional" resort.

EVERYONE who was nude was smiling - the few who were not nude, not so much.

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I'm sure the excitement IS building . . . for them!

😁

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WRITING TIPS
by Nudist Jamie

1. Don't use no double negatives.

2. Use apostrophe's correctly.

3. Be sure your using the correct homophone.

4. Don't use an adjective in place of an adverb if you want to write good.

5. Avoid redundantly redundant redundancies.

6. Profread

Life's little pleasures can mean so much.

Unfortunately, I have obligations that demand being clothed today.😕

However, hopefully, I shall be clothes free all day tomorrow!🤞

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Regarding being nude at any place, at any time:

I would,

If I could;

But I can't,

So I shan't.

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Erin is not exaggerating. Don't try to put lilies someplace "safe" like on a high shelf or on top of the fridge, just don't bring them in your home at all. Tell everyone, especially since the Easter lilies are coming soon, too. www.fda.gov/animal-veter....

Always teased/bullied as a kid/teen for being scrawny. Graduated high school at 105 lbs. - 47.6 kg. Had NO self confidence - only had one date with a girl. Wasn't much better in my twenties. At age 32, knew I had to do SOMETHING to change. Finally found acceptance & confidence at nudist resort. 👣=😌

I only have a TV for watching DVDs & Blu-ray discs from the library. Therefore, I am watching the game at a church that services homeless & other less fortunate people. As much as I would LIKE to be nude, I think I'll remain clothed.

But, as soon as I get home . . .

Thorn bushes on the other hand . . .

One time, the very first step out of bed was right into cat puke. I wrote a haiku about it.

ORDEAL OF A BAREFOOT AILUROPHILE

by NudistJamie

frog leg ladybug
lizard tail butterfly wing
cat vomit du jour

Hi! Glad you made it. I really enjoy all of your very positive posts.

ENLIGHTEN
by Nudist Jamie

Enlighten that it's not lewd.

Nor is it blue, rude, or crude.

It is a pleasure,

Indeed a treasure,

To roam around in the nude.

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I did not realize that.

"Hello, Google . . . "

Sometimes I WISH there were 5 inches between me and them. Being covered with fur, they don't realize how the
y can be ticklish to bare skin - especially their whiskers!

Trying to go to sleep is particularly frustrating.

Plus, being a nudist . . .

Just one of the many sacrifices we Ailurophiles must make.

I am glad you survived!

One must never disturb the King/Queen of the household!

WELL . . .

Let's hear it!!!

I think it's time to repost this again for some "nudists" that don't know or understand. We know you have genitals. We all do! Stop making it cringy! If you would not take the same photo dressed, don't do it nude.