Harry Flowers

“More people may have died in past week than in Gaza war, experts believe, as message to Telegraph gives first-hand account of atrocities”

After brushing your hair, don't throw a firework into your girlfriend's face!

Meh.

Yep. I doubt it was the same the other way round when Khan was voted mayor of London.

New York this, New York that. You don’t even live there.

Yes Arne, it’s probably safe to bring on Kirkez now.

Chiesa lifting up his shorts for the 4th official there.

Trent to score a banger from 30 yards please.

Catch it Courtois you big nancy.

Catch it Courtois you big nancy.

Definite lack of vitamin D. Sleeps in a coffin full of earth from his ancestral homeland.

Modric captain.

Florian Wirtz looks like he could do with a good feed.

Might do a malnourished XI.

If that’s handball then we might as well all go and work in Saxone.

Whoever wins the vote for mayor of New York can kiss my ass.

Sunderland player.

Twat.

Robert Wyatt’s favourite Everton player is E. Le Fée.

Made up for Granit.

Iceland.

You’re right.

And if there weren’t injuries Copenhagen at home would be the perfect fixture to teach them a lesson without it costing the team.

Yeah. TF doesn’t want it to still be a story come Wednesday but at the same time he has to come down like a ton of bricks in private before that shit spreads through the changing room. They’ve basically made him look a cunt in front of the world.

Wasn’t it VdV and Spence who were at fault for the goal?

“Here, look at what a cesspit Twitter is these days”

I KNOW. THATS WHY I’M HERE

A lovey relic.

45 years ago. First record with my own money. I had a job after school at the Whalebone Lane Safeway in Dagenham. Bought it at Our Price in Romford.

I bet the re-write ends up being better.

It’s a real shame. It was bloody useful before Nazi bollocks took it over.