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Your friendly neighbourhood condiment πŸ’› She/her, bi, early 30s, πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί 🦘 Unapologetic ofmd girly NSFW content, Minors DNI YellowMustard on Ao3!

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Steve and Ed in a shed, discussing hair pulling

Steve and Ed in a shed, discussing hair pulling

Did anyone do Close Quarters?
archiveofourown.org/works/37921801

26.10.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 141    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

two sleeves? that's overkill

27.10.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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three wolf moon

23.11.2023 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 125    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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He has never done anything wrong in his life

01.11.2024 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 313    πŸ” 116    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 7
Fan art of Stede Bonnet kneeling at Edward's feet and looking up at him adoringly. Ed is shirtless and wearing his fingerless gloves, and his leather trousers are pushed down. One of Ed's hands is wrapped around the base of his hard cock, the other is caressing Stede's face. Stede is wearing a white shirt, light blue waist coat, and white frilled jabot. He's blushing and the lower half of his face is covered in come and saliva, dripping down his chin, as he licks the tip of Ed's cock.

Fan art of Stede Bonnet kneeling at Edward's feet and looking up at him adoringly. Ed is shirtless and wearing his fingerless gloves, and his leather trousers are pushed down. One of Ed's hands is wrapped around the base of his hard cock, the other is caressing Stede's face. Stede is wearing a white shirt, light blue waist coat, and white frilled jabot. He's blushing and the lower half of his face is covered in come and saliva, dripping down his chin, as he licks the tip of Ed's cock.

OFMD Kinktober Day 25 / Praise kink

Stede has never sucked cock before but he is a very good boy and trying so hard. πŸ₯ΊπŸ’–

AO3 link: archiveofourown.org/works/73059531

#ofmdkinktober25 #OFMDfanart #ofmdnsfw

27.10.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 120    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1
An image of Taika Waititi trying on an early version of the Blackbeard costume, from the Siren Events Interview as a Crew session with Christine Wada, which you should purchase access to

An image of Taika Waititi trying on an early version of the Blackbeard costume, from the Siren Events Interview as a Crew session with Christine Wada, which you should purchase access to

An image of Taika trying on Ed's costume, without wig or tattoos, along with the bloody bridal veil stolen from the wedding raid in 2x01.

An image of Taika trying on Ed's costume, without wig or tattoos, along with the bloody bridal veil stolen from the wedding raid in 2x01.

ok so what gets me is how the first image is clearly taika cosplaying as ed and the second one is taika visibly in character as ed, despite the fact that he doesn't have the wig or tats in either pic and you can't see his facial expression in the second

26.10.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

aw dahlia ilyyyy πŸ₯ΉπŸ«Ά

27.10.2025 08:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Post something soothing πŸ¦˜πŸ™οΈπŸŒ³

26.10.2025 11:24 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Drawing of Ed from Our Flag Means Death. He's elderly, his hair and chest hair is mostly white. He's wearing loose yellow cropped pants and his dark blue robe. Glasses on a chain are around his neck and resting on his chest. He's asleep in a white with flowers wingback chair. Buttons the seagull is sitting on the back of the chair, also asleep. There's a hot tea and a jug of beach flowers on an end table next to the chair. Stede will come inside from his garden to smile at his husband and their old sea-witch friend from the doorway.

Drawing of Ed from Our Flag Means Death. He's elderly, his hair and chest hair is mostly white. He's wearing loose yellow cropped pants and his dark blue robe. Glasses on a chain are around his neck and resting on his chest. He's asleep in a white with flowers wingback chair. Buttons the seagull is sitting on the back of the chair, also asleep. There's a hot tea and a jug of beach flowers on an end table next to the chair. Stede will come inside from his garden to smile at his husband and their old sea-witch friend from the doorway.

mid-morning nap

#OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd

25.10.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 423    πŸ” 144    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 6

YESSS KING, what a concept πŸ‘πŸ‘you already have an eager reader right here!

26.10.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

thank you lovely! xx

26.10.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

apparently the songs are reserved for cats and dads, ig. no song 4 me πŸ˜”

26.10.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🩷πŸ₯ΉπŸ«Ά

25.10.2025 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

omg we're twinning, that's so funny πŸ˜„

25.10.2025 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🩷🩷🩷

25.10.2025 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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five years married, thirteen years together. what the fuck is time πŸ˜‚

25.10.2025 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 91    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

anyone who is overjoyed about this can kick rocks, actually. yes i will say this on main & with my whole chest πŸ™‚

(unless ofc they are overjoyed that u are making a healthy decision that will make your life more peaceful and manageable and happyπŸ’›thank you for all you have done for this space! xx)

25.10.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

OH MY GODDDD????

25.10.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🀝🀝🀝

24.10.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A digital drawing where Stede and Ed are making out while Stede’s jerking them both off and Ed’s got Stede’s hand pinned to the wall above their heads. 

As one does.

A digital drawing where Stede and Ed are making out while Stede’s jerking them both off and Ed’s got Stede’s hand pinned to the wall above their heads. As one does.

I was looking through my OFMD art album and saw this pic from pre-Bluesky times and figured I hadn’t posted it here. So, happy October 23, here’s some smutty man action!

CW: πŸ†πŸ†

23.10.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 131    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

Then Ed ordered a purple Kraken tama-Id for Stede πŸ™πŸͺΈ
#ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #animation

23.10.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 254    πŸ” 111    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 2
24.10.2025 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

oh my godddd πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯ΉπŸ₯Ή

23.10.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MAGIC HOODIE 😍 that's a good omen I reckon 😌

i received the loveliest message from a friend this morning, and also one of my students gave me a giftbox of sweets he baked with his mum for Diwali πŸ₯Ή AND i have just been blessed with a cat in my lap. what a day 🩷✨

22.10.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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it's #wipwednesday and jesus CHRIST edward, pull yourself together πŸ’€

(wee bit nsfw πŸ‘€)

22.10.2025 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

ok not to be meta about this, but they need stede's help pronouncing a Very Latin-Looking term in a book they found (deux ex machina, ofc πŸ˜‰)

22.10.2025 07:28 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

have a lovely day!! 🫢

22.10.2025 07:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm fucking obsessed with this actually!!!!

22.10.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy #TaikaTuesday to this crotch-first approach to the desk. I think of you often*.

*when I am awake**

** and asleep

21.10.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3
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tactile #ofmdnsfw

21.10.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 163    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0

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