YellowMustard

I've been writing a little Black Pete lately, what a man he is 😌✨

love you heaps susan!!!

Digital sketch of Ed teach, profile headshot in smudged kraken makeup, smoking his pipe with a bored/sad expression

Ed <3 #ofmd #ofmdfanart

A digital illustration of a black crowned night heron in profile looking right, with a prominent bright red eye making them look especially expectant. Standing on a rock with green river-like swirly colors behind. The drawing is framed by a simple line, and under the frame lettering reads, 'Maybe it will happen today'.

I feel sure that Stede has gently fucked Ed to sleep like I'm sure of that.

All my forms and photos submitted. As well as the beaded bookmarks my final contributions were four sets of ofmd-themed stretchy beaded bracelet pairs. Because we all need candy for our wrists, right?

☀️lazy mornings at the inn☀️

Close up of Taika in a white shirt and corduroy jacket smiling a little at the camera

Today’s Taika

Happy birthday Judy!!!

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ok hi everypony after much stressing i decided that it would probably b ok and even a good idea to gofundme fr top surgery related costs. so this is that. any shares/donations would mean a lot to me/help me feel a lot more secure about something i am actually so scared about <3 gofund.me/b46ced9d6

👏👏👏sending much love to you abs!!

I will never get over the fact that Ed and Stede met each other and immediately made everyone gather to watch their special performance. It’s giving “putting on a dance performance in the living room” energy

he wouldn't DARE 🥹💞😇🥺

THIS guy, on the other hand...

oh 😭😭😭😭

Digital illustration of Ed Teach upside down falling, eyes closed, with a blue background. He is in his gravy basket outfit. he has a pink arrow through his chest, and there are faint feathers flying around him. Covering the background partially obscured are lyrics ‘hold me down, I’m so tired now, aim your arrow at the sky, take me down, I’m too tired now, leave me where I lie’ from sky full of song by Florence and the machine

Grab me by my ankles, I’ve been flying for too long #ofmd #ofmdfanart

Tea. He needs tea. Just a nice cup of tea to soothe his nerves. There’s no better way to start the day. Thankfully, Stede is proactive enough to keep an entire brewing station in his classroom. This is both so he can avoid running into Janice from enrolments in the staff room, who likes to tell long, nasally stories about her five cats, and also for Extreme Tea Emergencies. This is definitely an Extreme Tea Emergency. Stede digs the electric kettle out of the biggest drawer in his desk, where it stays safely stashed away from grabby little fingers in search of third-degree burns and incident reports. He manoeuvres past more desks (carefully, this time), jams the plug into the socket by the sink, and fills it with enough water for a nice, alleviating brew. Then he pulls open the drawer under the sink containing his tea supplies. Containing. Some of his tea supplies. Stede stares into the drawer. Teabags: check. An assortment of them, too. English Breakfast, Russian Caravan, this sprightly little lavender-blueberry tisane he’d gotten in a Christmas hamper last year. Sugar: No. Zero. Zilch. Stede gazes with vacant, dead-eyed fury at the empty glass jar, which now only contains a few sad, sticky little grains at the very bottom. The day before yesterday, Stede still had seven sugar cubes left. Who, in their right mind, could possibly burn through a week’s worth of sugar in one day? Was his classroom run by ten-thousand ants in a trenchcoat in his absence?

hiiiii i'm late for #wipwednesday but i'm actually writing with WILD ENTHUSIASM again rather than with teeth-pulling frustration so here, have some of this new meet-cute. hate-cute? enemies to lovers? strangers to enemies? call it what you want, stede is having a terrible morning either way 😌

Ed laying on the couch in Stede's cabin

one of my head canons is that Ed wanted to stay behind & "take a nap" instead of going on the treasure hunt is that he desperately needed alone time to have a wank or 3 from the sexual tension of being around Stede
(this is partly why he is cranky when he ends up going on the excursion anyways)

Two-panel comic First panel There's a laptop and a mountain of paperwork. Second panel An axolotl is looking at it, doing nothing but just drinking coffee.

☕️

Stede is holding a bunch of dry flowers splattered with blood for his fake death scene

Ready for his big scene 🐆💐🎹 #OFMDfanart ##StedeBonnet

YESSSS ed's proud of you!! 👏

you fucking lovely people 😭 I'm over halfway to my fundraising goal already and still with a solid month to go. thank you so so much 🥹💞

A digital painting of Ed and Stede. They’re in just their underwear. Ed is sitting on a table and Stede is between his legs. Ed’s hand is on Stede’s side and Stede’s hand is on Ed’s thigh. Ed’s hair is down. They kissin

Trying something new and I think I like it??

Anyway they kissin

i did not know any other kind of pumpkin pie existed so I'm here for this 😌

BONUS points if they're over-salted 😍

box mac and cheese my beloved 😍

the soggiest most flaccid mcdonalds fries

string cheese

literally anything from taco bell

the most artificial, chemically sweet banana custard/ banana pudding

that really cheap shitty garlic bread that's so soft the centre is practically a liquid

costco hot dogs

(yes i have appalling taste 😌)

Ed: Wanna have intercourse?

Stede: Intercourse? What are you, a robot?

Ed: Oh sorry, “making love”. I forget you’re all fancy -

Stede: I’m gonna fuck you

Ed: Oh.

mmm nooo never posted it on bluesky ,,,
HERE YOU GO

😃😃😃with a 🦉hhhhOOk🗣️🔊‼️‼️‼️🦅for a🦅HID🗣️🔊‼️‼️‼️😃😃😃

If you are ever sad just remember that Ed Teach loves to come, okay?