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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

"And James Bond, who did NOT die"

Missouri with the extremely rare “completed Hail Mary short of the goal line”

That’s incomplete, he only got 2 of his 3 feet down inbounds

One of the best fun facts I have is that I worked at the winery where the grape lady fell off the platform when I first got out of college and she fell because she insisted the winery workers pick it up and turn it around so the safety rail would be behind her because she didn’t want it in the shot

You’ve gotta admit it’s a little messed up the holder on field goals can catch the ball with his knee down but nobody else can

Sugarcreek, the “The Little Switzerland of Ohio”

a few small beers

She doesn’t need a hero, she is the hero we need. 🤩

Me: these 9 Sapporos ain’t shit

Me, 37 minutes later:

Every bit of Facebook AI slop about an athlete looks like Mike Piazza on Baywatch

when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet

How to Feel On Hulk Hogan.

The only Hogan obit I wanted to read www.thesmallbow.com/p/how-to-feel

Ozzy Osbourne mugshot wearing St Louis Blues shirt

Ozzy Osbourne bought a Blues jersey in St. Louis during the 1984 Bark at the Moon Tour. Days later in Memphis, he was arrested in the jersey while staggering drunkenly on Beale Street.

Before he was released, the coolest mugshot in hockey history was taken. RIP.

Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return

I never thought this would happen. But after years of years of watching these kids crash into each other and trying to catch balls that land harmlessly 15 feet away, we finally found The One. Lisan al Gaib

“Don’t cry because it’s over; smile because it happened” — Psalm 23

And thus saith the Lord: As thou liveth, verily thou must also laugheth, and loveth—Leviticus 7:12 (KJV)

Naked gun movie poster

Oh god please let this be the start of a return to ridiculous satire

“where do you work”
“at the pentagon”
“oh! doing what”
“at panera”

Vontae Mack No Matter What

the guy in the snapdragon commercial who uses ai to generate a bedtime story to tell his kids demonstrates that ai is really useful for inventing new and astonishing ways to be a loser

Sinn Fein Leaders Demand Year-Round Shamrock Shake Availability BELFAST, NORTHERN IRELAND—The Irish Republican Army announced Monday that it will embark on the most aggressive campaign of violence in its history if McDonald’s Shamrock Shakes are not made available...

"In a videotaped statement from an IRA safehouse somewhere near Belfast, Uncle O’Grimacey, the most radical member of the Grimace family..." theonion.com/sinn-fein-le...

The American advertising industry

A team is more than one player, but man, this is a punch in the gut. Best player in team history, in his prime, who wanted to stay in Columbus. Doesn’t feel great. #Crew96

Questlove’s Fantastic Video Mix of 50 Years of SNL Music Oh this is just delightful: for the opening of his documentary film on the history of music on SNL he co-directed with Oz Rodriguez, Questlove produced what the NY Times calls “a high-speed, six-minute DJ mix of SNL mu

Oh this is just *delightful*: for the opening of his documentary on the history of music on SNL, Questlove produced “a high-speed, six-minute DJ mix of SNL music highlights”. So good you’ll want to watch it way more than just once. [kottke.org]

big hat moves

R.I.P. 2024 (2024 - 2024)

Every year I post my favorite albums & concerts. Here’s 2024: