You can’t run from nuclear fallout. Russia or China could end the world by blowing their own countries. This is dumb.

I don’t believe in god or aliens. I think we need a name for this.

It’s hard to argue with this.

Agreed, not sure Volpe or Domingues are major league hitters either.

Of all the dudes on the list he is one with a less impressive MLB career than Hensley “Bam Bam” Meulens.

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Lots of busts on this list!

If the Democrats keep nominating charismatic candidates who actually like people, they're going to get massacred in 2026 and 2028.

by Rahm Emanuel

Imagine how much better Democrats would have done last night if they'd folded on the shutdown.

Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”

My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)

I am with you. It needs to be seen as having nothing to do with 70s book or movie. It is its own thing. Is it terrible? Maybe. Is it awesome? Also, maybe. Richard Gere’s name, Declan Mulqueen, is fantastic.

It is my political opinion that all 37 year olds should be summarily put to death and underwear should be worn on the outside.

We good?

I know the pitcher (Jose Rijo) won two games but how could you give the MVP to anyone other than Hatcher!?!?!?!

Mamdani should appoint both Eric Adams and Curtis Silwa to honorary positions like nightlife czar and feral cat ambassador after he wins they are both uniquely New York City coded deeply weird and entertaining characters that should never ever have any real power

i'm not going to chide or scold anyone for only now leaving twitter. your private, unspoken acknowledgment that i'm your intellectual and moral superior is all i need

I have always thought I could take a grizzly with a katana.

The Tony Scott Beverly Hills Cop is actually better.

Parker novels are my favorite piece of IP. That movie is embarrassing.

And this guy for that matter

Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think

Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives

Saw it at the South Hampton movie theatre in 1985. I was 8. It was amazing.

The old holding hands meme: Democratic Party holding hands w/Hollywood in: Taking the wrong lesson from every success

Not only is Die Hard a Christmas movie, Leathal Wepon is as well