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Yesterday, Russia was correctly described on a news show as a 'podunk' country.

I'll go along with that.

This sounds just like one of those 'Florida Man' stories.

Such irony in seeing a man who hid behind his mama's skirts five times to keep the Selective Service from sending him off for military duty like it did the rest of us, surrounding himself with military flags.

Parade ground hero.

Our Oval Office Tommy Boy just can't grok that presidential elections are totally in the purview and control of individual states and not the federal government.

The object lesson with Trump here is to make sure one breaks federal laws so one can be pardoned.

Remind me of where the energy comes from to charge the EV battery in the first place.

Where do they get the energy to create the hydrogen? You see where I am going with this, right?

He has an MRI and gets all A's on it.

Says it all.

Now we can really see where they cut out strips of hair from the back of his head to transplant above his forehead so he would always be the boy with the most hair wherever he went.

Until now! Plastic surgeon has video up showing the process.

Larry still can't read Ted Codd's paper on relational database theory and understand a single thing about the topic.

He really deserves to possess a lot of money.

Jazzuz; she could drive a ten-penny nail with that chin.

Which means, the A&E work may be finally done and fully approved for bidding in 24 months. Forget constructions schedules.

By then, Spanky will be sitting in a wheelchair staring at the countryside through a plate glass window and wondering if it is rice pudding night.

Soon, they will all be living on military bases in fear of the unwashed masses.

Real FBI investigators worked this case for four years and Popeye's Little Rascals mumbled around at it for less than a year and he wants the credit.

Got no job?

Got no future?

Pretend to run for Governor of New York then go chase Moses Mike Johnson who was already crippled before she got to him.

Spanky is probably being given beta blockers, blood thinners and a Henle-loop diuretic to keep his heart chambers from blowing up.

Mr. Stamina!

Mr. Energy!!

Mr. Third Term.

More people work on-air for the old MSNBC than watch it.

And, as a bonus, there is Ken Tyrrell's six-wheeler hugging the inside.

Even comedian Chris Farley's Ford CEO cousin couldn't wake Rip van Winkle from his sleep.

MSFT: A noun, a verb and CO-PILOT.

One more pop-up about that shit-eating, effing useless Co-pilot and I will revert to ciphering with chalk on a sidewalk.

Is Duffy dreaming about going to Wally World or does he really want to head back to Ward, June, Wally and the Beaver?

Like autonomous vehicles, VR is a solution desperately looking for a problem and draws little more public reaction than a yawn.

What's with her hair? Is she channeling Ellie Mae Clampett?

The first crunchy guitar part I recall ever hearing was Cropper on Pickett's song 99-1/2.

Thanks, Steve.

Aw, gee. Another foaming AI story. Almost as interesting as those old world-changing drone stories.

While I am here, is Noem's hairstyle channeling Loretta Lynn or Ellie Mae Clampett?

It is hard to tell.

I just re-read the passenger manifest of the Mayflower and I couldn't find a single 'Noem' listed thereupon.

Is she an immigrant, too?

Alina told us she was a great attorney because being pretty doesn't hurt one's chances for being that.

We need to stop believing the polls so the GOP will stop flooding the poll zone with their ringers lying about being Democrat voting citizens.

Lindsey Graham magically went from 13 points down to an 18 point win, if we believed the South Carolina polls.

Ignore the polls and vote for the Democrat.